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War Haiku
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| 11/14/01
| me
Posted on 11/16/2001 1:13:51 PM PST by poindexter
"Mister bin-Laden"
Uncle Sam says, wrench in hand
"Your table is ready"
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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How about some war Haiku from Freepers? The above is my
version of a cartoon I saw on FR.
To: poindexter
Another attempt:
Northern Alliance
opens a can of whupp-a$$.
America helps.
To: poindexter
Heap of black cinders.
How do we know we got him?
Bin Laden blasted.
3
posted on
11/16/2001 1:13:58 PM PST
by
Nogbad
To: poindexter
Taliban routed
a liberated woman
casts off her burqa
4
posted on
11/16/2001 1:13:58 PM PST
by
Jen
To: poindexter
Afghans rejoicing.
Doffing burqas, flying kites.
Osama takes flight.
5
posted on
11/16/2001 1:13:59 PM PST
by
Rocky
To: poindexter
Gatling gun with wings
Blasts retreating enemy
Warthogs dominate
6
posted on
11/16/2001 1:13:59 PM PST
by
Jen
To: poindexter
"It's me, the Cave, man!"
Smoke him out or blow him up,
Back to the Stone Age!
(with apologies to Cheech and Chong)
To: poindexter
To: poindexter
Bin Laden murders,
Buildings fell, U.S. enraged
Middle East destroy'd
To: poindexter
Rumsfeld smiles warmly
As he dusts Bin Laden's head
Mounted on the wall.
To: poindexter
KABOOM! went Kabul.
Taliban? If canno' stan',
Some ha' been hidin'.
To: poindexter
"Hey, you! Bin Laden!
Kiss my royal Irish @ss!"
--Mike Moran, fire man.
To: poindexter
"Let's roll!" said Beamer.
The boys of Flight 93
Did us proud that day.
To: poindexter
Bush has been blooming,
He's been what we've needed now--
A real President.
To: poindexter
Osama made a
major miscalculation
Bush is no klintoon
15
posted on
11/16/2001 1:14:45 PM PST
by
Jen
To: poindexter
mighty warriors?
run like scared children
holy war my a$$
16
posted on
11/16/2001 1:18:09 PM PST
by
Delbert
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