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Christiane Amanpour Celebrates end of Taliban Rule, Shaves Beard
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Posted on 11/16/2001 3:03:24 PM PST by damnlimey
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Christiane Amanpour Celebrates end of Taliban Rule, Shaves Beard |
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KABUL -- As Northern Alliance troops roll through Afghanistan, tens of thousands of elated residents pour into the streets with expressions of uninhibited joy. The celebration is not limited merely to residents of Afghanistan. CNN correspondent Christiane |
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Amanpour was so overcome with joy that she sought out the nearest barber and shaved her beard. ''This is unbelievable, like suddenly being let out of prison,'' said the world-renowned war slut. ''Last night the Taliban left, today I will shave my beard, and tomorrow I just may do something really radical; change my underwear.'' |
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posted on
11/16/2001 3:03:24 PM PST
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damnlimey
To: damnlimey
Sounds like a valid story. This information should have MUCH wider dissemination. Does this mean she will hae to shave EVERY day now?
To: damnlimey
LMAO, damn limey. Can it be assured Amanpour will see this? She made Murdock apologize for NY Post's "war slut" label. HA!
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posted on
11/16/2001 3:16:00 PM PST
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Havisham
To: damnlimey
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The headline alone was enough to make me lose control of my bladder... |
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posted on
11/16/2001 3:20:27 PM PST
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Fintan
To: damnlimey
ROTFLMAO Bump!
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posted on
11/16/2001 3:25:37 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
To: damnlimey
LOL! Now if she would do something about that chest hair ...
To: damnlimey
Actually Amanpour should have KEPT the BEARD!!!! It made her BETTER LOOKING!!! ROFLMAO!!! I mean she HAS to be one of the UGLIEST women(?????) Alive(??????) :-))))
To: damnlimey
Feliz Ramidan!
To: damnlimey
world-renowned war slut
HOO-YAH!
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posted on
11/16/2001 3:32:54 PM PST
by
Poohbah
To: spycatcher
Feliz Ramidan!I just snorted Mountain Dew across the keyboard...
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posted on
11/16/2001 3:33:22 PM PST
by
Poohbah
To: Poohbah
just jumping on the fun bandwagon ;)
To: Poohbah
It's worse when drinking milk, as I was!
To: Poohbah
Will somebody please put a burqa on that wench? She's hard core ugly. Coyote ugly. Weapons of mass destruction ugly. Her ugliness is a war crime, an offense against humanity. They have to put special tempered glass lenses on the camera for her, because she breaks the ordinary ones. Yuk.
AB
To: anniegetyourgun
Now Now...we know that Christine did not have a beard...just a very prominate mustache.
To: ArrogantBustard
Will somebody please put a burqa on that wench? She's hard core ugly. Coyote ugly. Weapons of mass destruction ugly. Her ugliness is a war crime, an offense against humanity. They have to put special tempered glass lenses on the camera for her, because she breaks the ordinary ones. Yuk.Don't hold back, AB, tell us what ya REALLY think!
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posted on
11/16/2001 3:42:02 PM PST
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Poohbah
To: damnlimey
I thought she was a beard for that guy she married, that used to be a Clinton-butt-boy (his name escapes me at the moment-Jamie Rubin, maybe?).
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posted on
11/16/2001 3:43:00 PM PST
by
uvular
To: damnlimey
When I saw the headline "Shaves Beard," I thought they meant she'd finally dumped James Rubin and come out of the closet.
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posted on
11/16/2001 3:46:46 PM PST
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Timesink
To: Fintan
Depends are on aisle 12.
To: Havisham
She made Murdock apologize for NY Post's "war slut" label. Where would I found that story?
Can't believe I missed that!
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posted on
11/16/2001 4:01:02 PM PST
by
Curly007
To: damnlimey
Nice post damnlimey :) .. the perfect dinner joke
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