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A MESSAGE FROM THE POSTMASTER GENERAL
National Lampoon ^ | Lately | John E. Potter

Posted on 11/17/2001 6:47:59 PM PST by nunya bidness

 

A MESSAGE FROM
THE POSTMASTER GENERAL

For the first time in history, United States postal workers are less dangerous than the mail that they carry.

While we're proud of the great steps forward that we've made in anger management, we share your concerns about the safety and security of the mail.

To this end, we have created this safety postcard filled with helpful tips about suspicious mail.

Beyond that, you're on your own. We're Postmen, not lifeguards, for Christ's sake!

- John E. Potter



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1 posted on 11/17/2001 6:47:59 PM PST by nunya bidness
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To: sirgawain
One more time.

 

A MESSAGE FROM
THE POSTMASTER GENERAL

For the first time in history, United States postal workers are less dangerous than the mail that they carry.

While we're proud of the great steps forward that we've made in anger management, we share your concerns about the safety and security of the mail.

To this end, we have created this safety postcard filled with helpful tips about suspicious mail.

Beyond that, you're on your own. We're Postmen, not lifeguards, for Christ's sake!

- John E. Potter


2 posted on 11/17/2001 6:54:32 PM PST by nunya bidness
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To: nunya bidness
It bears the slogan "Important information inside that may infect you!"

Ed McMahon is wearing a turban and a beard

The words "Death to the infidels" is printed anywhere on the package

"Aunt Thracks" as the name on the return address

3 posted on 11/17/2001 7:16:00 PM PST by The Brush
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To: The Brush
You forgot the free sample of coffee-mate.
4 posted on 11/17/2001 7:19:46 PM PST by nunya bidness
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To: nunya bidness
bump
5 posted on 11/17/2001 8:00:15 PM PST by JmyBryan
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