Posted on 11/24/2001 6:23:06 AM PST by FairWitness
Edited on 05/11/2004 10:56:59 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
The Internet is awash with creative but often tasteless, parodies expressing anger and outrage at Osama bin Laden and his band of terrorists.
(Excerpt) Read more at home.post-dispatch.com ...
"THE BEST ANTI-OSAMA BIN LADEN & TALIBAN SITE AROUND"
Here lies that piece of crap, bin Laden.
We buried him deep, down to the bottom.
We would have buried him 6,000 times,
But he wasn't worth that many rhymes.
Or:
Here lies the body of Mister Osama;
We found him engaged in humping a llama.
Fearing disease is not that neurotic,
So we gave the poor llama an antibiotic.
The llama we saved, but him we dispatched;
And we buried him here with a pig we attached.
"Black pantsuit!"
"Burqa!"
"Black pantsuit!"
"Burqa!"
"Listen, you F*CK*NG MUSLIM B*ST*RD, I wear the pants in this family, and what I say goes! Got that, camel-breath?"
"Yes, dear."
"Good. Now get back to work forging my name on those pictures for the kids in the hospital--remember, those are $2.50 apiece--while I go buy some pork belly futures."
"Yes, dear. Snookums sorry he raised his voice to you."
7:00 "Captain Kandahar"
8:00 "The Saudi Duty Show"
8:30 "Talibantubbies"
9:00 "Afghan Rugrats"
9:30 "My Mullah the Car Bomber"
10:00 "The Flying Nut"
10:30 "The Flintstonings"
11:00 "Jee-Hawd"
12:00 "The Sunni and Sheik Comedy Hour"
1:00 "Burqa's Law"
2:00 "Bazooka"
3:00 "The Veiled, Veiled East"
4:00 "Teenage Ninja Muslim Turbans"
4:30 "Anthrax Roadshow"
5:30 "The PJs" (with Peter Jennings)
6:00 "Sixty Virgins"
7:00 "Torched by an Avenging Angel"
8:00 "Everybody Loves Ramadan"
8:30 "The Drew Carriers Show"
9:00 "Enemies"
9:30 "Not Landing"
10:30 "The Merry Traitor Maher Show"
TODAY'S BEST BET:
2:00 "Bazooka" Eastern. The Cartridges have to deal with crack British and American forces that have invaded the Ponderosama. Starring Lerne Meene as Bin Cartridge, Bernhell Roberts as Atom, Damn Blockade as Camm, Michael Laden as Little Jihad, and Victor Die Yung as Hop Plane.
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