DAILY WHISPER
Publicist in chief
President Clinton's boyhood home of Hot Springs has roped him again to handle some PR for the fun town. His latest effort is a follow-up to the August distribution of three trading cards featuring Clinton. This time the trading cards feature the ex-prez and his beloved University of Arkansas Razorbacks basketball team. "The new card will show President Clinton in front of the White House, wearing a Razorback windbreaker and palming a basketball," said Tom Daniel, chairman of the Hot Springs Advertising and Promotion Commission. "The text on the back tells of the president's passion for the Razorbacks, and he describes his favorite Razorback memory. It also points out his link to his hometown of Hot Springs and tells about the city's status as a vacation destination and gives a phone number and Web site for getting more information about the city."

Which is the baskeball and which is his nose?

"My fellow Americans....soon I plan to break Wilt Chamberlain's career record...If ya know what ah mean, YEEHAWW!"

SEE WHERE MY OTHER HAND IS.....

"Boy, that superglue sure works great!"

Interesting picture. He's got one basketball in his hand and another balanced on his nose.

Oops, that IS his nose! Better lay off that nose candy there, Bubba.

"Oooh, look at me! I can palm a basketball! And I was part of the Razorback NCAA championship! I was there! Me, me me! It's all about me, don't you realize?!"

Ok ... one more time ... pretend this basketball is Monica's head ...

Yeah, he really loves Arkansas, doesn't he? Got out of there as fast as he could, as soon as he no longer "needed" it.

Here, hold the ball. I am going after the cheerleader with the big thingys.

This ones for you.......

"...and I'm the first black basketball player, too!"

Obubba Been Laiden holding one of his freshly removed genital warts.

Uhh, that ain't superglue!

GROSS

"Heh heh, Ah kin snort a pile of cocaine as big as this here basketball!"

LOL! Clinton has trading card envy, as I posted the other day. (I actually posted this article a couple of days ago).

I prefer THESE trading cards:

Operation Enduring Freedom Trading Cards

It also points out his link to his hometown of Hot Springs

OMG.......you mean they actually tell about him going on "dates" with his mother to bars and the race track? ROFL.

Don't forget his ranchero or whatever it was with the carpet in the back.... LOL

We need to get Registered busy on our version of these cards.