Posted on 12/08/2001 5:24:51 AM PST by sarcasm
Edited on 09/03/2002 4:49:36 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
GREENSBORO, N.C.
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Ain't motor voter great?
Where they can pull any old stunt and not suffer for it!
Where they can pull any old stunt and not suffer for it!
That's because you had a president for eight years who thought the same!
The blue light is flashing. That means CongressMart has some great deals this month for all you illegal aliens out there.
Section 245 (i) of the nation's immigration law, which is essentially amnesty for illegal aliens, is now a blue-light special for terrorists.
Sure, we know there are lots of U.S. visas that a terrorist can use to get into the United States. But those require a little more work than this one.
You terrorists who are in America right now, this visa is the one for you.
If you got into America on a federal government-issued visa, there's no need to get this one.
But if you're a terrorist and you sneaked in, even if it was years ago, and have no legal right to be in America in the first place, this new visa is made to order.
Make your life in America more secure with a permanent resident visa through Section 245 (i).
Why cringe when the FBI, the Immigration and Naturalization Service, the state highway patrol or even the local police go by?
And it's so easy to do.
First, you just have to prove that you are an illegal alien. That will be easy. Just say so on the government-supplied form.
Second, pay someone about $10 to give you a phony apartment rental receipt showing payment for the month of December 2000.
Third (and this is the really good part), don't worry about nasty background checks. CongressMart knows background checks are intrusive and insensitive.
America is an open country. So don't worry. Your history in your own country won't be checked!
The American Civil Liberties Union claims that you, an illegal alien, have a right to privacy. So be sure you don't tell anyone you are a terrorist and wreck a good thing.
Background checks are a thing of the last century. No more repugnant, privacy-invading background checks for us.
An open society means open borders at CongressMart. Anything goes!
Fourth, persuade an American to marry you. Or just pay an American to marry you.
Don't worry about this small detail, either. Lots of illegal aliens have entered phony marriages to get the benefits of U.S. citizenship. You can, too.
After two years, you can just get a divorce anyway. And after you do your next evil deed, you probably won't even have to worry about the divorce.
Fifth, pay the government a $1,000 processing fee.
Now this might sound like a lot, but it's a deal. Just ask some of your fellow terrorist friends who got into the United States last spring on Section 245 (i) visas. They will tell you that no terrorist in his right mind should pass up such a bargain.
If you are too busy planning your next attack and don't have time to get a 245 (i) visa, don't worry. The blue light will be flashing for a long time.
And there are always all those other great visas, such as student visas, that are just super for terrorists, too. So don't sweat it.
They will all be waiting for you, because CongressMart is not going to fix those visas, either, although few senators or representatives want their names publicly associated with the extension of 245 (i).
After attempts to attach the extension to major appropriations bills failed, the sponsors are now trying to call for a voice vote late at night, when most of their colleagues have gone home.
Hey, terrorists, isn't life in America great? Don't you just love shopping at CongressMart?
Jim McDonald, who lives in Arlington, is an attorney for the Virginia Coalition for Immigration Reform. He may be contacted at Jgmcd45@netscape.net.
And what is Bush proposing to solve the problem - amnesty!
this is the DNC plan in operation. did his lawyer tell him that this was a crime. motor voter, isnt this how it is supposed to work.
I wonder why the Washington ComPost doesn't report these details? Can anyone doubt?
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