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Posted on 12/09/2001 1:10:39 PM PST by Angelique
Merger Rumors
Are your investments in order? Here are some of the latest rumors from Wall Street. In the wake of the AOL/Time Warner deal, these are some mergers we may expect to see (OR NOT):
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.
3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.
John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.
Denison Mines and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine All Mine.
Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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OK! McDonalds merges with McCain and becomes McDestain!
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posted on
12/09/2001 1:10:39 PM PST
by
Angelique
To: Angelique
Vlasic pickles is merging with the makers of No Doze and will soon be producing a line of caffeinated pickles under the name Dill-Doze.
To: Angelique
Honeywell and Fairchild Electronics: FairWell HoneyChild.
Piggly Wiggly and HEB to form: Wiggly Butt Stores.
To: Teacup; LadyX; Billie; SierraWasp; Carry_Okie; Snow Bunny; Grampa Dave
I know you can add to this list!
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posted on
12/09/2001 1:17:01 PM PST
by
Angelique
To: Angelique
3Com and the Washington Post merge to form 3Compost.
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posted on
12/09/2001 1:18:51 PM PST
by
IronJack
To: spanky_mcfarland
My papa would not be happy, but it is really funny! No wonder your name is spanky!
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posted on
12/09/2001 1:20:52 PM PST
by
Angelique
To: Angelique
Lion Chemical, Sun Chemical, and Mitsubishi Chemical will merge and be called Lion Sun of Mitsubishi.
To: Doctor Stochastic
How about Hillary and Piggly Wiggly as Higlary Willy?
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posted on
12/09/2001 1:27:42 PM PST
by
Angelique
To: Angelique
bttt
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posted on
12/09/2001 1:53:36 PM PST
by
ZOOKER
To: Angelique
Audi merges with Duty Free Perfume (UK) to become Audi Duty
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posted on
12/09/2001 1:55:47 PM PST
by
pt17
To: Angelique
These are sooooo good, I can't do as good as you. LOL...These are so funny.
To: ZOOKER
Where is your merger?
To: pt17
Non! Buffalo Bob merges with Mr. Roberts and becomes Bobert!
To: Angelique
Go.com merges with Screw magazine and U store it mini storage, new company to be called Go Screw Yourself.
To: IronJack
Non! 3com merges with the three little pigs, and become Hitlarits!
To: Angelique
You're having way too much fun! ROTFL!
To: RedWhiteBlue
Well wait a minute...Sunny is the name!
To: Leper Messiah
I don't think that is very polite!
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