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Glass is guide to drinking men
Ananova ^ | 00:06 Sunday 23rd December 2001 | Ananova

Posted on 12/22/2001 5:36:21 PM PST by mdittmar

Whether a man drinks from a pint glass or the bottle can reveal whether he is scared of commitment and how much he earns.

A survey for The Famous Grouse whisky says that men fit into one of four distinct categories, based on the drinking vessel they use.

It says that 67% of those who drink from a wine glass claim to earn more than £35,000 a year, while 52% do not want their future wife to work.

However, 89% of wine-glass users say they would be prepared to pay for sex.

The poll found that for three-quarters of men who drink from a short glass, intelligence was the most important trait in a woman.

Just over half of this group would never ask a woman out in a bar, while 78% said they would never sleep with a woman on the first date.

Of those who said they drank from a bottle, 77% said they would cheat on their partner if the opportunity arose, 68% would dump their girlfriends is they put on weight, and 70% thought looks were the most important factor in a potential girlfriend.

The poll of 2,000 men said that 65% of those who drink from pint glasses said they were frightened of commitment, 54% said a night out with the lads was more important than a quiet night in with a girlfriend - but 62% said they wanted to be mothered.

The research was carried out using a database of men who drink The Famous Grouse and who had already defined the type of vessel they use to drink other beverages.

They were then asked to agree or disagree with a series of pre-set questions during one-to-one interviews.


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This was rigged.

You can't win.

I always drink from a straw.

1 posted on 12/22/2001 5:36:21 PM PST by mdittmar
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To: mdittmar, klee
Of those who said they drank from a bottle, 77% said they would cheat on their partner if the opportunity arose, 68% would dump their girlfriends is they put on weight, and 70% thought looks were the most important factor in a potential girlfriend.

I often swig from the bottle. Guess that makes me a bad person.
2 posted on 12/22/2001 5:40:10 PM PST by jjbrouwer
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To: jjbrouwer
I often swig from the bottle. Guess that makes me a bad person

Clearly, these figures determine the majority of men would conduct themselves in such a manner. Since when have you aligned yourself with the socialist majority of the 'Clinton' fan club JJ?

3 posted on 12/22/2001 5:43:40 PM PST by klee
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To: jjbrouwer
I often swig from the bottle. Guess that makes me a bad person.

Hey!, me too.

I only drink from the bottle. And, I take off the lable and turn it upside down, if it's cold enough. If the lable doesn't come off, I give it back to the beertender.

How wierd is that?

4 posted on 12/22/2001 5:45:36 PM PST by leadhead
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To: klee, leadhead
I just go where the beer is.

I also like to make pyramids out of the beer coasters and flick the soggy labels at the waitresses.
5 posted on 12/22/2001 5:50:53 PM PST by jjbrouwer
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To: mdittmar
The poll found that for three-quarters of men who drink from a short glass, intelligence was the most important trait in a woman.

Does it matter if it has a picture of Fred Flintstone on it?

6 posted on 12/22/2001 5:52:05 PM PST by tacticalogic
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To: jjbrouwer
I also like to make pyramids out of the beer coasters and flick the soggy labels at the waitresses

Well, there ya go. Youre not the shallow creature we all at hennyville know and love.

7 posted on 12/22/2001 5:53:53 PM PST by klee
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To: tacticalogic
What about a Flintstone Jelly Bean Jar, like George Jones talked about?
8 posted on 12/22/2001 5:56:25 PM PST by roachie
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To: mdittmar
I used to drink "the Grouse" till a friend pointed out to me that for the cost of a fifth of Grouse,I could buy a gallon of Sark,which was exactly enough for him to last the night till the liqour store opened in the morning.
9 posted on 12/22/2001 5:57:18 PM PST by tet68
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To: jjbrouwer
I often swig from the bottle. Guess that makes me a bad person.

Amen, son...

10 posted on 12/22/2001 5:58:46 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: mdittmar
Of those who said they drank from a bottle, 77% said they would cheat on their partner if the opportunity arose, 68% would dump their girlfriends is they put on weight, and 70% thought looks were the most important factor in a potential girlfriend.

Shhhh. Don't tell anyone....

11 posted on 12/22/2001 5:59:59 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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To: mdittmar
Hmmm...passing this along to my daughter for future reference! :)
12 posted on 12/22/2001 6:02:28 PM PST by Scully
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To: mdittmar
What about keg?
13 posted on 12/22/2001 6:03:52 PM PST by DainBramage
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To: Scully
No don't....it's rigged I tell Ya, rigged!
14 posted on 12/22/2001 6:04:26 PM PST by mdittmar
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To: roachie
And what about coffee cups? Sipping whiskey from a coffee cup, sitting around a wood stove, while the wind whistles outside - ah, the memories.
15 posted on 12/22/2001 6:05:48 PM PST by tacticalogic
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To: mdittmar
This was rigged.

No doubt. What about those of us whose main preference in alcohol is "free", and therefore care not how it is conveyed to us?

If somebody else is buying, I don't particularly care if it's served in Waterford crystal or in a Dixie cup... ;)

16 posted on 12/22/2001 6:06:28 PM PST by general_re
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To: StoneColdGOP, sit-rep
70% thought looks were the most important factor in a potential girlfriend.

DO they employ these rigorous standards after they have drunk the bar dry or before?

If it is the former the two-bagger they pulled might not quite resemble Anna Kournikova in the morning.
17 posted on 12/22/2001 6:10:05 PM PST by jjbrouwer
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To: mdittmar;carlo3b;LadyX,Billie,ofMagog,COB1,scuttlebutt,parsifal,Fred Mertz,Snow Bunny
I prefer a can on the golf course and beach, myself.
18 posted on 12/22/2001 6:14:51 PM PST by razorback-bert
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To: jjbrouwer
lol...
19 posted on 12/22/2001 6:15:29 PM PST by sit-rep
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To: mdittmar
Yeah,like I'm gonna drink $1200 dollar a bottle scotch over any thing less than imported natural Ice cubes from Sweden!!
20 posted on 12/22/2001 6:17:51 PM PST by tet68
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