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| 12-21-2001
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Posted on 12/22/2001 6:12:47 PM PST by bitty
I hope nobody gets offended. Nothing ended up happening so maybe can get some much needed laughs. Maxwell Smart said: "The old bomb in the shoe trick." A shoe bomb that slips by airport inspections is called a slipper. A shoe bomb that gets on the airport undetected is called a sneaker. When a terrorist steps in dog mess with a shoe bomb it is called a dirty bomb. If a terrorist steps in gum before his shoe bomb goes off it may blow a bubble. A shoe bomb developed to blow up tall buildings is called a high heel. A shoe bomb developed to blow up plumming but doesn't work is called a clog. A shoe bomb that doesn't work becomes a sling. Feel free to add please.
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posted on
12/22/2001 6:12:47 PM PST
by
bitty
To: bitty
How can you post this? Do you have no sole?
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posted on
12/22/2001 6:14:21 PM PST
by
Cagey
To: Cagey
Oh, boo-hiss. Bite your tongue!
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Quit being a heel!
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posted on
12/22/2001 6:17:37 PM PST
by
Cagey
To: Cagey
Hey soldier, toe the line and get in step!
To: bitty
This episode is laced with irony.
To: Cagey
(walk on your back?)
To: lazamataz
FYI
To: bitty
To: Entropy Squared
Lets hope the poster gets booted.
To: BunnySlippers
You can get "athletes ear" using that thing.
To: bitty
Stop,you've got me in stitches,do you really think this is gonna Last?
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posted on
12/22/2001 6:20:28 PM PST
by
tet68
To: BunnySlippers
What's a nice girl like you doing on a thread like this?
To: BunnySlippers
To: bitty
If the shoe was on the other foot, you wouldn't be posting this.
To: SamAdams76
Yeah, he walked right into that one!
To: Cagey
He is a heel with no sole, a shoe-in for a Darwin award.
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posted on
12/22/2001 6:24:14 PM PST
by
Chemnitz
To: bitty
You call this a post? A few words cobbled together, what a loafer, time to buckle down.
;-)
To: bitty
What have you done! This thread has to rank high, if not first, among those with the all-time worst puns (which of course means they're among the best).
To: bitty
You have waaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands!
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posted on
12/22/2001 6:25:27 PM PST
by
Utopia
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