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Michael Jackson Dermatologist Disappears; Terrorism Connection?
The Vortex
| Dec 23, 2001
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Posted on 12/23/2001 10:41:20 AM PST by AngrySpud
Dr. Michel Foucault, reknowned Dermatologist to the Stars, was reported as missing yesterday by his lifelong partner. "He didn't come home after work Friday, and I got worried. The kitties are absolutely crushed."
Hollywood police located his SUV early this morning, abandoned on a beachfront road, with the keys still in the ignition. There are no leads, but some are speculating that the highly-talented dermatologist may have been kidnapped by Islamic terrorists seeking expertise in disguising themselves.
Contacted this morning for comments, Mr. Michael Jackson insisted, "For the thousandth time, I don't whiten my skin. It's a medical condition."
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posted on
12/23/2001 10:41:20 AM PST
by
AngrySpud
To: AngrySpud
He wasn't kidnapped. And in fact he's still very much around. It's just that in his never-ending quest to help Michael Jackson become whiter, the doctor discovered a way to make himself invisible.
Even as we speak he's inside the dressing room of Los Angeles Lakers cheerleaders!
To: AngrySpud
Disappeared? Just like Michael Jacksons nose.
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posted on
12/23/2001 10:53:20 AM PST
by
Happygal
To: AngrySpud
The kitties are absolutely crushed." They crushed the kitties? This is sick!! Sick!!!! Someone call PETA!
Bin Laden needs a make-over.
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posted on
12/23/2001 10:56:29 AM PST
by
LADY J
To: governsleastgovernsbest
Hey! No fair! You're funnier than I am. Go start your own thread!
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posted on
12/23/2001 10:56:51 AM PST
by
AngrySpud
To: AngrySpud
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posted on
12/23/2001 10:59:56 AM PST
by
AAABEST
To: AngrySpud
How I Went From A Poor Black Boy To A Rich White Girl - by Michael Jackson.
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posted on
12/23/2001 11:10:40 AM PST
by
coloradan
To: Happygal
Yow! There's a scary picture. Michelle Jackson is looking more and more like a heroin addict all the time.
To: AngrySpud
To: governsleastgovernsbest
Even as we speak he's inside the dressing room of Los Angeles Lakers cheerleaders! I think this guy would be hanging out in the MEN'S locker room. When the article talks about the guy's life-long partner, it doesn't mean they're running a home security business together. They're a couple of fan boys living together with his-and-his towels in the bathroom.
To: AngrySpud
Did this article come out of Onion?
To: MeeknMing
Holy crap!!! Now there's a motley crew!!
To: MeeknMing
Can you find the freak? There's only supposed to be one? I'm seeing four of them and it ain't pretty.
To: MeeknMing
Re#10,is this a trick question?They're all freaks!
To: AAABEST
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN WITHOUT A MEGA-BARF ALERT.
That is all.
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posted on
12/23/2001 12:04:03 PM PST
by
Catspaw
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity; cardinal4
Your replies to that Freak picture:
There's only supposed to be one? I'm seeing four of them and it ain't pretty./ Re#10,is this a trick question? They're all freaks!
Bingo! ! ;-)
To: MeeknMing
In other news today,Hillary Clinton announced Michael Jackson would be her running mate for the 2004 campaign.A dejected algore lamented,"I just cant compete with those good looks On Michael,"
To: MeeknMing
Ha! Right on. That picture is pretty spooky.
To: alloysteel
" ... out of Onion?"
As far as I know it's an original.
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