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DFU CHIRSTMAS SONG: I'm Gettin' Nuthin' for Christmas ( Hillary sings)
DFU Christmas parodies | 12-2001 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 12/23/2001 10:31:00 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - I'M GETTIN' NUTHIN' FOR CHRISTMAS

I had to make sure Foster died…I am a *itch, you see
I let you think that I had cried…I am a *itch, you see
I've really faked it my whole life…I have been an ice queen wife
I so much have loved causing strife…I am a *itch, you see

Oh, I'm getting' nuthin' for Christmas…I really love being bad
I'm gettin' nuthin' for Christmas…and I ain't one freaking bit sad

I love reading FBI files…I am a *itch, you see
You paid my frequent flyer miles…I am a *itch, you see
I've really faked it my whole life…I have been an ice queen wife
I so much love causing strife…I am a *itch, you see

Oh, I'm getting' nuthin' for Christmas…I really love being bad
I'm gettin' nuthin' for Christmas…and I ain't one freaking bit sad

I called that Jew an FJB…I am a *itch, you see
My sycophants all still love me…I am a *itch, you see
I have faked it my whole life…I have been an ice queen wife
I so much love causing strife…I am a *itch, you see

Oh, I'm getting' nuthin' for Christmas…I really love being bad
I'm gettin' nuthin' for Christmas…and I ain't one freaking bit sad

I have lied all the time and haven't been caught
The stupid people I have bought
Have a gosh awful Christmas


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1 posted on 12/23/2001 10:31:00 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Anti-Hitlery BTTT! Merry Christmas Doug!
2 posted on 12/23/2001 10:38:54 PM PST by brat
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To: brat
Merry Christmas back at ya. I still can't believe I misspelled Christmas in the title and didn't catch it.
3 posted on 12/23/2001 10:40:48 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
LOL Keeps us humble!
4 posted on 12/23/2001 11:10:27 PM PST by brat
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To: StarFan; dutchess
Ping
5 posted on 12/24/2001 6:41:06 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
It's been a while since anything associated with Hillarrhea!© made me laugh.... thanks, and Merry Chirstmas (!)
6 posted on 12/24/2001 6:50:34 AM PST by backhoe
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To: backhoe
You're welcome and Merry Christmas. It is always a pleasure to nail her in song. If people don't stop her now, she has a shot at the White House. She would finish the destruction of the nation started by Scumbag.
7 posted on 12/24/2001 7:01:12 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
She would finish the destruction

Absolutely!

The one thing these self-worshipping frauds cannot stand is to be laughed at and ridiculed.... keep it up!

8 posted on 12/24/2001 7:04:33 AM PST by backhoe
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To: doug from upland

I'm getting flowers and cheek implants for Christmas, fa-la-la ...

Real cutline: Sen. Charles Schumer, D-NY, left, and Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-NY, accept flowers from a local florist following a news conference where they announced a $11.1 billion aid package to Battery Park City residences and stores impacted by the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, Sunday, Dec. 23, 2001, in New York. (AP Photo/David Karp)

9 posted on 12/24/2001 10:23:36 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: doug from upland
BELATED Merry Christmas dfu. You joined us in spirit as I brought along several of your parodies to share with my family. Wish I had this one to rub in some of their democrat noses which were already out of joint.
10 posted on 12/26/2001 6:21:43 AM PST by StarFan
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To: StarFan
Thanks. I'm so pleased you were able to entertain the family.
11 posted on 12/26/2001 6:25:08 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: whoever; buffyt; demnomo; RollingThunder; ShorelineMike; dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; ...
Pinging this one from last year.
12 posted on 12/06/2002 4:12:17 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

13 posted on 12/06/2002 6:13:17 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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