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WHAT IS THE GREATEST PURSUIT OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT?

A: To save the Planet and all its People from the evils of Free Enterprise: Cultural, Social, Economic and Ecological Injustice; That is the greatest pursuit of the Human Spirit.

WHAT IS THE GREATEST CONDITION IN WHICH THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD CAN LIVE?

A: Under the protection of an International Benign Third Way Sociologist Proportionally Representative Redistributive Politically Corrected World-Wide Utopia, there would be no hunger, no poverty or homelessness, no ignorance, no racism or sexism or humiliation of homosexuals, no gap between the wealthy and the underprivileged. Food, housing and clothing, transportation, education, meaningful and high-paying employment would all be Essential Rights, redistributed freely from the rich to the poor by the One World Compassionate Feminist Activist Parliament.

WHAT DO WE CALL THE SAVIORS OF HUMANITY?

A: Those selfless, eternally dissatisfied activists who never give up, never give up, never give up on the Sociologist's dream of a classless International society wherein the parasitic Rich are destroyed on behalf of the noble Poor are called DEMOCRATS. Their most dedicated, angry, vocal and determined crusaders are called LIBERALS. They lead the waves of underprivileged victims of Capitalism to the Promised Land where dignity and prosperity are entitlements.

WHY DO LIBERALS WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD?

A: As long as Inequity and Injustice exist, as long as the Upper Classes exploit the Masses, as long as one person has more than another, Liberals will work to destroy the Capitalist social order and establish a world-wide Worker's Paradise where no one profits by the labor, domination, or oppression of another. Greed and Profit have ruined the World, and Liberals must set it right. Saving the World is the Liberal's joyful burden.

HOW DO WE KNOW LIBERALISM IS THE CORRECT PATH TO WORLD SALVATION?

A: The Truths of Liberalism are self-evident, and thereby above debate. Anyone who disagrees with them is wrong and immoral; any competing system of ethics is wrong and immoral; any opposition to them is wrong and immoral. The Truths of Liberalism are Perfect.

WHAT ARE THE TRUTHS OF LIBERALISM?

A: All People are equal and they deserve equally happy lives; It is the mission of the Sociologist Activist Redistributive Government to give all People equal results in life.

A: War is Bad, Peace is Good; Hate is Bad, Love is Good; the Third Way International Parliament must outlaw all weapons, demilitarize the World, and pass laws that force people to love each other and treat each other well.

A: Greed is Bad, Compassion is Good. Profits are Bad, Sharing is Good. The Wealth must be redistributed for the moral benefit of All.

A: The Wealthy are Bad, the Poor are good; It's the job of Liberal Government to use the immoral gains of the Upper Class to support the Dreams of the Underprivileged.

A: Each of us is responsible for the well-being of other People, and the Global Liberal Feminist Village must care for every World Citizen from cradle to grave.

A: Injustice and Inequity abound. The World is filled with Evil and it must be set right.

A: Good Hate is Love. The Liberal cause is Good, Perfect, and Correct, incapable of error or guilt. Liberal Intolerance of Intolerance is not Intolerance; Liberal Hatred of Hatred is not Hatred. Liberal Bigotry against Bigotry is not Bigotry. Good Hate is the Righteous Anger of the Democrat.

WHAT ARE THE TOOLS AND TACTICS OF LIBERALISM?

A: To build a Perfect Global Utopian Society, Liberals use a vast array of weapons and strategies: Protest assemblies, Social Disobedience, Violence, Lies and Distortion, Political Correctness, the constant Revision of History, Anger and Good Hate, Attacks on the Wealthy, Perjury, Furious Hyperbole, Taxation, Rage, and NGO's.

WHAT ARE NGO'S AND WHY ARE THEY SO IMPORTANT?

A: Non-Governmental Organizations are little Liberal Revolutionary cabals strategically spread across America and throughout the World. Privately owned and operated (though funded by both Democratic Party and public grants), they masquerade as Women's Health Clinics, Workers' Rights Offices, Legal Information Services, Institutes for Global Education, Cultural Exchange Centers, Alternative Learning Academies, etc. In reality they're pro-active Third Way Liberal political cells that practice social sedition in an effort to undermine and destabilize the traditional social order in Politically Incorrect countries and inevitably establish the International Third Way Sociologist Parliament in their place.

They offer Abortion; Union Building; special rights and protections for Women, Blacks, and Homosexuals; Social Justice counseling; Environmental Fascism, and an incessant overarching contempt for Capitalism, Heterosexuality, Free Enterprise, and Socially Insensitive Greed.

By introducing Liberalism into Muslim, Asian, African, and ancient Indigenous societies, the seeds of the Third Way Utopia are sown in every land.

WHAT ARE "THIRD WAY" POLITICS?

A: The Third Way of Politics is a hybrid theory that uses the means and wealth of Evil Capitalism to affect the morally responsible goals of Noble Communism. The accumulation of Wealth is encouraged so that money can be redistributed in the name of Social Justice.

The Liberal Activist Government must be Market-friendly, encouraging huge earnings so those profits may be redistributed to the traditional Marxian victims of Prejudice, Immoral Materialism, and Inequity.

WHO ARE THE "APOSTLES OF LIBERALISM"?

A: Those Leftists in the public eye who are devoted to the downfall of Injustice, Inequity, Iniquity, Inequality, and Intolerance who use their positions of public trust and influence to undermine the forces of evil are called the "Apostles of Liberalism." These zealots include News Pundits and Reporters, College Teachers, Movie Stars, Sports Heroes, Ministers, Librarians, Magazine and Book Writers, Artists, and Opinion Page Editors.

Noble Crusaders all, they've worked 24 hours a day, every day, for decades on end, doing everything they can to destroy anything that stands in their way, anyone who dares to disagree with the Truths of Liberalism. With no compunction of any sort, they spin outright lies, revise history into pure fiction, libel and slander whomever they please, distort and parse the language until the crimes of Liberals become the valiant, selfless acts of obvious but misunderstood heroes.

There is no murky depth to which they will not sink in the pursuit of their goals; there is no act too outrageous that it can't be performed in service to the ideals that will bring their Sociologist Utopia to the World. Surely these Apostles are the ushers of the Third Way.

HOW ELSE DO THE APOSTLES SPREAD THEIR THIRD WAY POLITICS?

A: Left slanted News Choreography; Relentless character assassination; the Deconstruction of Historical Political Heroes (like George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Abraham Lincoln) into vicious monsters; the packing of primary and secondary school libraries with Gay-Friendly and Feminist books; the repetition of deceptive propaganda until it seems like the truth; transferring the faults of the Left onto the Right, blaming others for what they themselves do wrong; endless attacks on traditionally moral institutions like Christianity and the Boy Scouts; daily cries of Racism, Sexism, and Bigotry; Gender envy, Race envy, and Economic envy; and most importantly: the pernicious, all pervasive practice of Victimology.

WHAT IS "VICTIMOLOGY?"

A: Victimology is the wonderful political theory which accurately asserts that White Men have oppressed and victimized Women and Minorities throughout all human history. From ancient times until now, White Men have owned (and destroyed) everything and everyone else in their path. It's for this reason (and no other reason) that the social position of today's Women and Minorities is one of constant and abject wretchedness. It is the duty of the Politically Corrected Activist Proportional Parliament to systematically disenfranchise White Men, wherever they may be, from their jobs and accumulated Wealth, then redistribute those opportunities and assets to their historical victims. Without this benign sociological engineering, the Injustices and Inequalities of the past will destroy the future. Today's White Men must be punished for the crimes of their forefathers.

WHAT IS THE GREATEST JOY OF LIBERALISM?

A: The greatest joy of Liberalism is the certain knowledge that, through our Eternal Unrelenting Struggle, the wonderful Global Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopia will inevitably rule the entire planet. We will never give up.

The Liberal Lexicon
A Conservative's Dictionary of Libberish

In the amazing world of American politics, it often seems like the two major parties simply can't communicate, separated by the very words invented to describe the problems in the first place. For decades, the Democrats have been refining their Anti-American, Pro Victimology rhetoric until, in today's setting, they speak a powerful specialized language, like scientists or mathematicians. Even the smallest expression contains volumes of earlier thinking under its simple surface. Leftists have spent years distilling their endless self-pity and hollow complaints into a deliberately aggressive secret lingo which they understand among themselves, but exists only as a sinister, accusative mystery to those on the Right.

Here at Trilobyte, this enigmatic, encrypted, malignant claptrap is called "Libberish."

Abortion: Post-conception contraception. That divine Democratic sacrament by which Liberal women can secretly expunge their bodies of the inconvenient results of their own licentious promiscuity. By sweeping their love affairs and irresponsible drunken rutting under the rug, Abortion elevates women into the ranks of the gods, deciding who will live and who will die. It shows the world that women have a greater claim on the lives of their children than do the children themselves, that the Unborn are mere property, like slaves (or furniture). In the Liberal world, Women are the smartest, wisest, most caring creatures in the cosmos, so when they turn on their own offspring and kill them, it must be a brilliant, compassionate decision, not to be questioned in any way. Those Conservatives who arrogantly maintain that Liberal women are shameless tramps (who view sex as mere recreation instead of procreation) and sleazy whores who, once maddened by their fear of pregnancy, labor and delivery become cowardly killers, destroying the most defenseless, vulnerable creature they can, the innocent child in their womb (the blameless child who can't even run away from the murderous grasp of its own mother), those Conservatives (most likely Christians) are the real extremists. They're bastards from Hell who just want to punish Democratic Women for having fun. They don't understand that it's a good, holy thing when Democrats kill the unborn. C

Activism: The noble pursuit of saving the world by destroying the old Capitalist structure and replacing it with the new Inclusive Redistributionist paradigm of Utopian Global Governance. Insofar as Liberals know best about everything, they must save the world from itself wherever and whenever it moves too dangerously toward Free Enterprise (the enemy of the People). Activism promotes Utopianism, the lack of Activism lets the world backslide into Profitseeking and Exploitation. The flow of human events must be pushed forward into the Utopian future, not backward into the dark ages of Conservatism. Activism is the work of heroes, those selfless troopers in the war for men's minds. The activists of today are the Liberal saints of tomorrow. C

Affirmative Action: The assignment of labor in accordance with color and gender quotas. A remedy for the historical discriminatory practices of the illegitimate white patriarchal majority. A true economic expression of white cultural guilt. Giving women and minorities their proper place in a true Inclusive Third Way Society. Undermining the traditional economic role of the white male oppressors. Creating a national economic profile that "Looks like America." Repaying the slaves for past cultural crimes against them.

Affirmative Action is the most minimal effort the Guilty White Society can make to compensate for its past sins against Women and Minorities: giving economic opportunities to people because of their historical race and gender victim-status. (see Victim; see Victimology) C

Baby: The Fetus in your womb that you intend to keep. C

Bigotry: A term of righteous derision (equitable with Intolerance and Hatred) which usually means: A deep seated dislike of those people who are "different" from you. This difference can be one of color, gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation, health, income, social standing, race, weight, intellect, height, etc. When someone disagrees with the social agenda of any political Identity group, it's because of bigotry. The accusation of Bigotry is an all-purpose smear because there are so many Identity issues that no one can help but offend someone. In fact, in the course of a normal life everyone inevitably makes remarks that can be called insensitive many years or decades later. These remarks can then be dredged up as proof positive of (what else?) Bigotry.

It's important to note here that Liberals, no matter how vicious and hateful, cannot be Intolerant or practice Bigotry. Liberal Hate Speech is not Hate Speech. It's Free Speech. Intolerance of what Liberals perceive as Intolerance is not intolerance. Liberal Bigotry against White Men, the Rich, Conservatives, Corporations, and the whole host of Liberal enemies is simply not bigotry. It's called "Fighting the Good Fight." It's the Struggle. More accurately put, it's Good Hate. C

Capitalism: The most loathsome sociopolitical monetary philosophy in all human history. Capitalism allows the clever and sneaky among us to exploit the valuable labor of the poor and become undeservedly wealthy through a process specifically designed to keep the People grubbing around in literal Serfdom while the Economic Royalty prospers. Created by White Supremacist European Patriarchs, Capitalism (and the vile worm in its heart, Logical Positivism) is the slave owner's dream come true: Billions of laborers working day and night to fill the coffers of a few shifty, underhanded bastards at the top of the social ladder.

Everyone knows that the natural resources of the planet are owned in common by the all People of the World. One person can't take a Profit without depriving someone else of their fair share. Capitalism distributes property and funds in an unjust, unfair manner, leaving destitution and starvation in its wake.

However distasteful it seems to the Leftist mentality, Capitalism is politically entrenched (if only for the moment) in all our lives. The goal of Liberalism must shift (temporarily) from the utter destruction of Free Enterprise to the "New Democrat" strategy of using the means of Capitalism to accomplish the goals of Socialism. This is the origin of Third Way Parliamentary Redistributionism. C

Christians: The Liberals' greatest competition for the heart and soul of the World. Without a doubt, Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopianism is a secular humanist political religion. It has it's own saints (like FDR, Martin Luther King Jr., JFK, Karl Marx), it's own miracles (Food Stamps and Welfare which parallel the Loaves and Fishes; The famous Liberal Bleeding Heart parallels the Christian Stigmata); it has its own beatified celebrities (Princess Diana and JFK Jr.), and most importantly it has its own apostles (like the Leftist media writer-pundit types and the Teachers' Unions) who spread the Gospel of Liberalism every day in every informational venue.

Obviously Christians and Christianity get in the way of this Holy Crusade. Not just because they make Liberal Moral Relativism look bad, but mostly because they compete with Liberalism for the control of the Public Mind. There are no two more diametrically opposed social/spiritual perspectives, and each wants to dominate the entire planet.

To win this battle, Liberals must forcibly eject Christians and Christianity from the schools and every other public place so that Liberalism can fill the subsequent vacuum. Christians must be insulted and reviled at every opportunity as dangerous gun-toting superstition-driven extremists dedicated to bridging the separation between Church and State, shoving their values down the throats of The People. Even God must be demonized. The Liberal agenda must be taught in the schools in order to wholly take over the affairs of State and governance. Christianity must be destroyed. (Note: Black Christianity is 99% Multicultural Liberalism, and therefore immune to the intense hatred reserved for White Christianity.) C

Community: That tightly-knit amalgamation of one or many gay, black, feminist, Hispanic, asian, native American, and other victimological groups who hate their position in the economic structure of the United States and intend to shame their oppressors at the top into giving them, free of charge, the kind of lives for which others have had to labor for decades to achieve. C

Compassion: The single most efficient weapon in the Leftists' arsenal. Armed with Compassion, the Liberals have rescued four generations of black Americans from the unfair demands of employment and marriage. From behind the shield of Compassion, Liberals have taxed this evil country into near-oblivion; for decades they've hounded and derided our most profitable businesses, finally driving them overseas in search of freedom from the Democrats' constant hatred of achievement that passes as Compassion for the poor. The logical foundation of Redistributionism is Compassion: we must help the poor by giving them the money of the rich. It makes no difference whatsoever that none of the Liberal solutions have ever fixed anything (usually creating more and more problems in their wake), because as long as those Liberal social programs are rooted in Compassion, people who refuse to work for their own wealth will always vote Democratic. C

Conservatives: The meanest, most evil, ignorant, arrogant, selfish, vicious, spiteful, hypocritical, greedy, brutal, immoral, mean spirited, negative bastards ever to walk the Earth. They hate everyone and everything. Completely without value or Compassion, willing tools of the International Business Community, they exploit and ruin everything they touch. They'd force people to live by working, force women to bear and raise inconvenient children, force old people out onto the streets to starve. They would turn back the course of history and create a worldwide medieval fiefdom with Rich Fat Cats lording it over a polluted planet of serfs. They'd put criminals in jail, or execute them just for fun. They want to see burning piles of homosexuals in the public square. They want to re-enslave Women and Minorities. Conservatives are murderous, destructive Nazis. C

Corporate America: The true enemy of The People, Corporate America is a tiny but powerful monolithic Special Interest group comprised of the most evil creatures ever to live: the Fat Cats. Buckminster Fuller called them "Merchant Princes," and they own the whole world. But their ownership is totally illegitimate because the means of production must reside in the hands of the numerous Proletariat, and not the few evil Bourgeoisie. Corporate America creates the misery of the impoverished majority, then trades on it for the worst element in the Cosmos: Profit. Resources must be distributed freely, not for the benefit of rich white men who have raped and the polluted the entire planet, enslaved the women and people of color, deprived the impoverished masses of opportunities, and prevented the redistribution of Wealth so necessary to the success of the masses. Corporate America is evil, plain and simple. It must be destroyed, replaced with employee-owned profit-sharing companies. The Fat Cats should be killed. C

Corporate Welfare: Immoral tax breaks and cushy sweetheart Government contracts for the most vile element of our society: Capitalist Corporations. While our inner cities rot, while our children starve in the streets or kill each other for drugs, while Injustice prevails throughout the land, untold billions of dollars are given to the Sadistic Fat Cat Corporate Vampires who already have too much money. How much misery could be alleviated if we spent that money on the Victims of America instead of the Victimizers? Where is our Conscience? The People need that money right now!! Down with Corporations!! No more Corporate Welfare!! C

Corruption: The inevitable, despicable result of Free Enterprise intermingling with Republican White Male Supremacist Politicians; Fat Cats working in collusion with Patriarchal Oppressors to produce a society where the poor lower classes are victimized by the Greed and Profit-Taking of the illegitimate achiever class. Money, the bane of the proletariat, can ruin even the best of intentions. Idealism spoiled by avarice is rampant in the Government: Corporate lobbyists actually write the legislation, then bribe the Conservatives to engineer their immoral special interests into the public law (which should be used to destroy the Fat Cats, not empower them).

Corruption is a uniquely Republican crime. No matter how much money the Leftist Sociologists take from Hollywood Elitists, Chinese Communists (in exchange for nuclear weapons and missile technology), Labor Unions, or Feminist and Gay bundling groups, Democrats are never called corrupt. These contributors are noble Third Way Sympathizers who give freely to those decent Liberals who need millions to fight the good fight on behalf of the poor and disenfranchised. No matter how many Democrats are statutory rapists, perjurers, thieves, ex-cons, drug addicts, killers, quezmos, embezzlers and adulterers, they remain uncorrupted by the billions that flow into their lives. They are the Crusaders of Socialism, above reproach. C

Crime: Those lamentable but fully understandable illegal actions to which the Poor People are driven by the White Wall Street Fat Cats who won't give them enough money to buy the kind of lives they deserve. The People commit crimes when they've been driven mad by poverty, deprivation, economic inequality, and social abuse. Women and Minorities, the Poor, and other Victims never commit crimes because they're bad people. We must "understand" them. Only white men are bad people, and from them alone flows all crime. C

Date Rape: A self-delusionary excuse for abortion (created by the Institutional Feminists) which allows girls to go out on the town with the boys of their choice, have a fun (and often drunken) evening, have sex with that very boy, come up pregnant, then get an abortion based on a claim of rape that does not have to be reported to the authorities or proven in a criminal court. If a girl can convince herself that her inconvenient pregnancy is a product of a new category of rape (but a rape nonetheless), then she can destroy the child without feeling like the cowardly murderer that the Conservative Extremists would have her believe she is. Many nice young men have had their reputations ruined by the accusations of young Liberal women who didn't want to bear their child (and so cried rape to justify an abortion). And so it should be. Men are patently evil, and women, despite their natural perfection, are no more than sexual targets for male predators, and should not be forced to bear the offspring of such gender based crimes of lust and power. Innocence ruined (by Date Rape) should be Innocence restored (by Abortion), and that's that. C

Diversity: The essential "biology and behavior as culture" reasoning which serves as the foundation for the political theory known as "Inclusion." Because gender, skin color, sexual preferences, social behavior, and political needs are immutable, genetically determined traits, many kinds of specific behaviors (like homosexual pedophilia and abortion) are thought to be the "culture" of their practitioners. There's the culture of Homosexuality, Feminist culture, African American culture, etc., a separate culture for each sub-species. Each culture must be "included" as an important member of the Liberal Parliamentary Utopia so their specific needs can be incorporated in The Law. To ignore Diversity is a race crime (see Reparations), because Inclusion requires that no one be rejected or ignored; however, this principle of Diversity does not apply to Republicans, Christians, gun owners, Capitalists, or straight white men. They're the enemies of Diversity, so no inclusion for them. C

Drugs: The plague of the poor and the joy of the wealthy Democrats. While ghetto dwellers kill each other over drugs and drug money, Hollywood elites and everyday Democrats consume drugs by the ton. The War on Drugs is the single most efficient Liberally designed drug supply program ever invented. It jails the poor Liberals and empowers the rich Liberals.

Drugs are wonderful. They accelerate the mind, opening fresh vistas of creativity and deep new insights into life. Unfortunately, drugs are illegal. If the day to day Liberals want to keep taking drugs, then someone else will have to get busted. The Poor, they're the scapegoats who are busted to protect the rich drug users at the top of the party (like Ted Kennedy and Marion Barry). As long as the Democrats continue to use drugs, the Poor will continue to fill our drug jails. C

Equal Access to Opportunity: The notion that jobs, housing, seats on Corporate Boards, placement in Colleges and Graduate Schools, memberships in country clubs, etc., be disbursed as evenly to blacks, women, and any other legitimate victim-group as they are to white men. These hard-earned victories of life are described as "Privileged Opportunities," and people of little accomplishment are said to have been deprived of those very opportunities by a Corrupt and Bigoted social infrastructure. People in the lower classes are just as smart and clever as are the upper class folk, and they're entitled to the chance (opportunity) to interact and compete with their Oppressors as equals. Regardless of their circumstances or so-called "Qualifications," America must accept it's victims into the economic and influential upper echelons of culture where they can indoctrinate society with Victimology. C

Equality: Sameness. Sameness of income regardless of position in a company; Sameness of neighborhoods, each with the right proportional balance of race, gender and sexual preference groups; Sameness of value, each person no better or worse than any other, each equally precious; Sameness of wealth, everyone well off but no one richer than anyone else; Sameness of politics, everyone a Politically Corrected Third Way Multi-Plural Sociologist Liberal, every other point of view a crime. Sameness as defined by the Left is the model for a perfect Global Liberal Utopian Citizen, proud of the fact that he's no better than anyone else. If he's below this standard, he's a Victim and must be helped. If he's above this standard, he's an Oppressor and must be made poor, brought down to the level of his Victims. If he refuses to comply with his own disenfrenchisement, he must be demonized and then utterly destroyed. C

Extremists: Anyone who disagrees with the Democrats in any way. The Democratic cause (International Parliamentary Sociologist Redistributionism) is such a perfect, noble, almost holy goal that anyone who opposes it in any way is certainly a monster. These monsters include: Gun owners and gun advocates; Fat Cat rich people; International Businessfolk; the Military; White Protestant Christians; Anti-Abortionists; Heterosexual Activists; the Boy Scouts; International Corporations; Republicans and Conservatives; the Business Community; Morality-based ethics; Achievement-based Elitism; Selfishness, Greed, and a whole host of erroneous notions based on the success of the individual instead of the success of the Sociologist Government. Those who oppose Liberalism are evil, they must be destroyed. C

Fairness: The underlying goal of Activist Government. The deliberate pursuit of Government defined, Government mandated, and Government enforced Sameness (Equality). Because the Constitution insists that people are created equal, it becomes the duty of the Sociologist Activist Government to make certain that their lives are equal, that they achieve equally. "Inequity equals Iniquity," and if people achieve unequal results in their pursuits of life, it's because social crimes are being committed, crimes which have to be corrected through the pursuit of Fairness. Underachievers and Overachievers must be equalized, the Poor must be made Rich, we must pretend that the stupid are smart. It's not enough to be created equal, we must obtain equal results from life. It's only fair. C

Fetus: The Baby in your womb that you intend to abort. C

Free Speech: The Constitutionally guaranteed shield from behind which Liberals may strike out with the swords of misinformation, lies, and hate. The Third Way Sociologists' dream of Worldwide Fascist Liberalism is too important to risk in a fair battle of facts, so Liberals must disguise their intentions with every semantic veneer and smokescreen possible to make their cause appear just and benign. Because their goal is so essentially noble that it cannot be threatened by the disgusting character of their leaders, Liberals must simultaneously hide the faults of, and utterly destroy the enemies of, those high placed crusaders of the Faith. Lies, obfuscation, denials of criminal behavior, slander, physical threats, the re-defining of basic grammatical concepts, Politically Corrected language, disinformation, hysterical ravings, revised history, verbal bullying, and the informational pollution known as "Spin" are all pressed into the Liberal's service under the rubric of "Free Speech." From behind this shield, every vile and unethical language crime may be perpetrated on behalf of the Leftists' agenda. Bile and venom and vitriol are not Hate Speech if perpetrated by Democrats. They're Free Speech. C

Freedom To / Freedom From: The ideal social circumstances in which Liberals, all people, even the whole world ought to live: With the Government's permission to do the things they like, and the institutional power to repel the things they don't like. Examples of the Freedoms To include: The freedom to have sex with anyone or anything you please, including children and pets and toys, even in public, as an expression of art and love; The freedom to heap endless verbal aggression on anyone who doesn't agree with your politics; Freedom to destroy any inconvenient young person while simultaneously demonstrating for the rights of convicted murderers; and Freedom to decide what's right and wrong according to one's preferences of the moment while calling any other opinions "rigid and archaic;" In short, the freedom to creatively live life in whatever unrestricted manner you choose, with the full funding and approval of the Worldwide Libertine Redistributive Communal Authority: International Liberalism. Freedoms-From include: Freedom from Religion, God, and religious principles in general; Freedom from Starvation; from Christianity, Christians, and their Moral scrutiny; Freedom from any negative criticism of any kind; Freedom from authority, arrest, and police brutality; from discomfort, from failure; Freedom from Capitalism, work, Racism, Sexism, Homophobia; from Fear and Economic Insecurity; from Poverty; Freedom from the prehistoric Ethics of Monogamy, Fidelity, and Honesty; Freedom from any restrictions of any sort. C

Government Funds: Those trillions of dollars which appear magically in the coffers of the Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopian Government as a consequence of its dearly held obligation to do good in the world. Socializing the planet is very expensive, and these funds (which may once have been the property of the Oppressors) are put into the service of that noble goal. Liberalism has its own agenda, and the taxpayers have no claim on their own money. They are of no consequence to the Democrat's cause. Their money belongs to the Liberals, and to their dream. C

Greed: The immoral desire to gleefully accumulate vast personal and corporate Wealth by depriving the Poor of the money they so desperately need. Wealth is a natural resource, like air or water, and everyone is equally entitled to a fair share, but no more. Those who amass more than their fair share are literally stealing it from others (and thereby committing a social sin). Greed is an economic crime, and it should be punished severely, preferably by death. C

Guilt: "Backwards Causality"-based responsibility for the past. The evils of today cause the evils of the past. Today's racists are to blame for yesterday's slavery. Victimological History is created by current inequities. The past is spun worse and worse with every passing moment that the Liberals don't get their way; the horrors of the past are amplified by every refusal to knuckle under to Third Way Sociologist Fascism. Upon each new anti-Liberal transgression is heaped the stain of an ever more evil History until everyone who isn't a Liberal has committed every crime since the beginning of time. In this way, the enemies of Liberalism regenerate eternally from one generation to the next, inspiring each successive generation of Leftists to hate our common History more and more. C

Guns: The most Politically Incorrect devices in the whole world. They have a mind and an evil spirit of their own. Guns kill people, all by themselves. People, unless they're white men (who are born killers), are seduced by the deadly siren song of guns, lulled into murder by an insidious power greater than their own. The presence of a handgun in any situation actually causes someone to commit a crime (or a fatal accident).

But the most dangerous facet of guns and gun ownership is this: With guns, Conservatives and Republicans, White Supremacists, Christians, and Racists can defend themselves against the Liberal Activist Government and its Utopian goals. These enemies of the Sociologist Pacifist Multiculturalist Parliamentary Utopia can actually resist the Leftist-engineered flow of future history. Conservatives can actually kill the Liberal Sociologists who come to arrest them for being Politically Incorrect. Oppressors can defend themselves against their own victims, and that's no good. Only the Liberal Utopian Government should be allowed to have guns, so it can kill those enemies of the State who dare resist the self-evident wisdom of Liberalism. C

Hate: The single core psychological element present in the heart of every single person who is not a Liberal. Anyone who disagrees with the International Fascist Feminist Liberal Parliamentary model of Global Geopolitics is a hate monger. Racism, Sexism, Conservatism, White Supremism, Homophobia, 2nd Amendment support, Capitalism, the Stock Market, Banking, Fat Cats, Corporate Pinheads, Bigotry, Republicans, Heterosexuality, Christianity, White Privilege, Rednecks, Euro-centrism, Racial and Domestic Slavery, Wage Inequity, Exploitation of the Poor, the War on Drugs, English-Only initiatives, Multi-National Businesses, Starvation and Poverty and Debt etc., they're all branches of the same singular tree called Hate. Hate perpetrated on the People to keep the evil Cultural Overlords in power.

The only way to destroy this omnipresent hatred is to Out-Hate it, to angrily drive it from the face of the Earth. By this logic, the Democrats can launch the most hateful pre-emptive attacks on their political enemies and still remain immune to charges of being hate-mongers themselves. Their own Hate is Good Hate. C

Hate Speech: Any negative or critical view of Liberalism, its goals, its core constituents, or its activities no matter how radical, outlandish or arbitrary. Any display of self-defense against any assault from the myriad of Leftist cause-groups. If the Homosexuals accuse you of Intolerance, anything you say in your defense is Hate Speech. If you claim that Affirmative Action is a mistaken policy, that's Hate Speech. If you question the Compassion of Welfare, that's Hate Speech. Even Christian prayers are Hate Speech aimed at non-Christians.

Conservative by nature, Hate Speech is the opposite of Free Speech. Hate Speech is a political crime, and it should be punished with jail or death. Hate Speech is the Republicans' weapon of choice in the war of words. C

Heart: That single element of love held in common by each and every human being (except Conservatives, Republicans, and Capitalists) from which flows sympathy, empathy, care and concern for the Poor, the downtrodden, the children, indigenous peoples, animals, the Earth itself. The Liberal heart bleeds for those who are denied the decadent freedoms inherent in a Worldwide Utopia. People without free housing, food, education, or health care tug at the Liberal heartstrings, creating the need for legislation to redistribute the assets of the Wealthy Fat Cats to where this Heart tells us it will do the most good. The "Least Among Us" must be rescued from the inequities of Free Enterprise. C

Homophobia: The Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to convince the American Public that homosexuality is really cool. America is so evil that the acceptance of Homosexuals is the only way that it can rid itself of it's curse of cultural guilt. Homosexuality is wonderful, and anyone who thinks otherwise must be punished by exposure to it 24 hours a day, in public. Children must be made to welcome the advances of Homosexuals; only in this way can the future come to love Homosexuals as much as they love each other. C

Homosexuals: Those eerie, mysterious, yet blessed souls among us who were born with the wonderful urge to have sex with people of their own gender. Consecrated by Nature, these sweet hearted mutations show us the way to a true open minded tolerance for those who are "different" (yet not really different at all). They challenge us (and lead us) to explore alternate lifestyles which may very well pleasure us more than our current pedestrian sexual appetites. There's a whole universe of new sensual delights out there just waiting to be discovered, if we could only shed our heterosexual taboos and join those hardy explorers in their endless pursuit of new forbidden pleasures.

Homosexuals are special, delicate beings. More sensitive to the deeper threads of physical fulfillment and immune to traditional sexual guilt, they sail the inner ocean of profound sensation for its own sake, unbridled by shame or guilt.

Homosexuals represent the Libertine wing of the Democratic Party, the lusty, socially disobedient half of the Liberal heart. Sexual experimentation opens the door to new levels of Pleasure, and the Democratic Party is the party of pleasure; Endless bliss guaranteed by the Government, without judgment or consequence. To this end, the Democrats are led to new heights of "Special Rights (or more accurately, Redundant Rights) Legislation" to protect Quezmos as if they were an endangered species. The Left must safeguard its sexually inquisitive heart at all costs. Sex is one of the core concerns of the Democrats. From condom distribution to Abortion to Homosexuality, Liberal sexuality must be woven into the law. C

( )-Americans: Hyphenated Americans are those people who want to be American citizens while still displaying utter contempt for both the country itself and the wholesome, traditional Americans who now comprise the evil white Oppressor class. This dual-status allows the self-defined Victim groups to actually be Americans while simultaneously avoiding the endless abuse reserved for the Unhyphenated Americans who they're free to hate (because of the Hyphen). Dividing Americans conquers America. First come the Ethnic divisions, then the economic divisions, then issues and accusations of injustice and guilt, then the Struggle against Injustice. In just a few steps, Americans are divided up into angry factions which accuse each other of intolerable and unacceptable grievances. In this way America is factionalized, broken into bitter, mutually intolerant groups who attack each other ad infinitum, then require the Liberal Activist Third Way Sociologist Government to referee the very conflicts it's created. Hyphenating Americans is the old "Divide and Conquer" game. It's worked very well. C

Identity: That basic political self which is allied with whatever contemporary victim group one might choose to represent him-or-herself to the Government as an injured party seeking economic redress from an historically evil patriarchic culture. The use of political Group-Identity permits each woman to claim damages for all the rape and forced domesticity of the past; it allows today's black people to claim that they were brought here against their will, bound in chains, kicking and screaming. All homosexuals can claim that American society beats and kills them because of who they love. In this way, the crimes of history are pulled into the present where they still plague each and every modern-day victim, who can then demand compensatory protective legislation and/or economic restitution for the money and respect they, through their predecessors' suffering, are unjustly denied today. C

Immigration: The social tool with which Democrats undermine and inevitably disenfranchise the Power and Wealth of the upper class. Like a mirror image of the tactics used by the Allies to destabilize German culture as punishment for World War Two, the Democrats stand back and applaud as the American way of life is undermined by millions of illegal foreigners who send money out of the country and disrupt society with as many drugs and as much crime as possible. The ever-evil traditional America deserves to be plowed into the land-fill of history, it's streets filled with alien criminals. As long as people like Ted Kennedy make TV and radio commercials which encourage pregnant foreign women to sneak across the border and birth their children in America (where they'll be citizens), then this noble goal of "Capitalism crushed by the weight of foreign Socialists" will certainly come to pass. C

Inclusion: The manner in which the support and loyalty of minority Identity Groups is guaranteed; The assignment of political favors according to the generally accepted visual and behavioral stereotypes associated with gender, racial, and sexual Identity Groups. In pursuit of the minority, gay, feminist, and ethnic "voting blocks," Liberals claim to represent the interests of all these Victim Communities. To this end, PC thug organizations like NOW, NAACP, LaRAZA, UAW, the AFL-CIO, the Teamsters, AFSME and NAMBLA line up to be seen with Liberals in the hope that voters will believe that every person of every stripe and perversity has a place in the Democratic Party.

It's absolutely forbidden to point out that this is just Cosmetic Diversity, that these different faces and genders are all America-hating Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopians in the first place, that there is no room at all for truly differing opinions, no room for Intellectual Diversity. It's just as semantically illegal to admit that Liberal Inclusion is Politically Corrected Selective Inclusion. There's no inclusion whatsoever for Gun Owners, Right-Wing Christians, heterosexuality advocates, Republicans, Conservatives, Fat Cats, Corporations, Oppressors, Multi-National Companies, or Angry White Men. They're the enemies of Liberalism, and there are no seats for them at the Democratic table. C

Injustice: Systemic Inequality. Inequity equals Iniquity. When one person has less than another, or when one person has more than another, Injustice prevails. When one person is smarter, richer, prettier, or happier than another, then the social scales are tipped at an unfair angle, and it's up to the Government to set things right. From the plight of Women-and-Minorities to the sad medical state of the poor, systemic inequality is a true social crime that's been with us since the very founding of America. It's up to the Third Way Sociologist Utopian Parliamentary Activist Government to equalize everyone, to make everyone the same, to make each person an equal citizen of a Worldwide Compassionate Liberally Corrected Enlightened Parent State. Only then will Injustice join Capitalism on the dung-heap of history. C

Intellectual Diversity: There is currently no such concept anywhere in the Liberal Lexicon. C

Karl Marx: The father of the Struggle. Marx is the hero of Democrats everywhere. He showed us the evils of Wealth and Profit. His hatred of the business community is the model for all the hate that's accrued in the Liberal heart down through the decades. Once Liberals discovered that Socialist Hate would be tolerated (even encouraged) by college teachers, the Washington Post, Boston Globe, Los Angeles Times, CNN, in fact almost the entire spectrum of TV's news and political departments, Hollywood stars, and millions of envious, victimized Leftists on the street, the malignant contempt inherent in Marxism rose like a mist into the American Democratic soul where it festered into the omni-directional fire hose of rage against anyone and anything normal and wholesome that we see today. Nowadays, anyone who has the temerity to disagree with any Liberal cause of any sort instantly incurs such venomous wrath that it's like the doors of Hades itself have been thrown open to wreak vengeance on him. Reviled and castigated as a Mean Spirited enemy of the People, a devilish killer-Nazi (hell bent on destroying the Future), a bigot, a sexist, a racist, Christian Right Wing Extremist, and a whole host of ever-new, ever-creative invectives, slanders, and slurs, all designed to destroy him, these charges will follow him around forever, reinforced daily as they filter throughout the Democratic Network. Inevitably the lie

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