First they taxed the gentlemen’s clubs, and I didn’t speak up, because I don't gawk at strippers.

Then they taxed tobacoo, and I didn’t speak up, because I don’t smoke.

Then they taxed the sodas, and I didn’t speak up, because I only drink bottled water.

And then they taxed chocolate, and I got my gun and mowed ‘em all down, because I had PMS.