Definition: Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

Programmer Humor
chown -r us ./base



if (TrueNature == "RINO") {
GetTheHe!!OutOfFreeRepublic();
}



#include
bool itsMe;
itsMe = (whoAmI == ThreadKiller);
{
if( itsMe )
cout << "If this does not kill the thread.";
else
cout << "This thread belongs to the Undead.";
}



Dim intSize As Integer

For intSize = 100 to 1
%>
<br>
<font size="1"><%=intSize%> Bottle(s) of beer on the wall,
<%=intSize%> bottle(s) of beer"!<br>
Take one down and pass it around,
<%=intSize - 1%> bottle(s) of beer on the wall
</font>
<%
Next
%>






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