One time I had a kitten named Mittens or Muffin (I don't remember which). Wait, no. Let me start over.

One time I had a dog named Spot. He got hit by a car and died. And I was sad. But I also had a kitten named Mittens or Muffin (I don't remember which). So I was sad about Spot, but I played with Mittens. But I was still sad. Then a new boy moved in next door from Alabama. He was sad because he was far away from all his friends. And I was sad about my dog. But my Mom said to go say hi to the boy with Muffins. So I took Muffins over next door and we played with the boy and the boy was happy. And that made me happy. Even though I was sad my dog died, I could make the boy happy with Mittens. And that made me happy.

That's all a lie.

I'm just 18; give me a break.

God Bless America

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In my lifetime, the only time I remember Israel using any force against the Palestinians was in self-defence or retaliation.

So, I am down with Israel