Dawggies Rules for Life
1. Happy wife, happy life.
2. Never, ever ask a woman if she is preggo
3. Never guess a woman’s age, but if you do, shoot low
4. The muzzle has the right of way.
5. Just because you can does not mean you should. Example: see #2
6. Winning costs allot; don’t play if you can’t pay.
7. If it is flat it must be raining
8. If you neighbor is building, your tire is leaking
9. Shit flows down hill while flowers grow from the pile.
10. The grass is always greener because of the neighbor’s dog
11. Just over the next hill is a bunch of flowers.
12. Take the last bolt off first
13. The difference between a wildflower and a weed is the fence.
14. Hindsight is better in shorts.
15. Historically governments have only done 2 things consistently well, collect taxes and kill people.
16. Money follows the path of least taxes
17. How to tell if a politician is lying. They get elected.
18. Drawing conclusions from a single data point is a good way to cool the house.