Welcome to my world! I'm a California surfer boy who, to make a long story short, is currently stuck on a small, volcanic island out here in the middle of the South Pacific. Which, if you're curious, is a little out of the way place known to Western Civilization as: Pago Pago, American Samoa. I became a freeper back in September 1998 when my cat and I tried to log on and register as Pookie & Me, but my handle ended up as POOKIE ME. (Pookie Me - Since Sep 7, 1998). Which is something better left unsaid in polite company. But I digress.
Living on a South Seas island isn't so bad, really. Disney made them attractive, and so can you! One just has to make do without the luxeries, such as:
* Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
* Deep Dish Pizza
* Any wine better than Almaden
* Nordstroms, Abercrombie & Fitch, Vons, etc.
Other than that, you can work on your tan, there's no snow, very little crime, just the following:
A. Lots and lots of sunshine almost all year round.
B. Soft, warm, tropical breezes.
C. Lots of tasty surf!
D. Oh, yeah... There's rain. Lots of rain. Over 300 inches a year. Which, after five days of solid rain, it can bum you out so badly even those cute drinks with the little umbrellas won't cheer you up!
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