I'm a college student from the great state of Louisiana. I'm formerly nospinzone, but I changed my screenname to something more original, befitting my current profession. My chief hobbies are writing, anime, 80s and 90s cartoons, etc.

My sigs:
Why is Hillary a good cure for constipation? She scares the crap out of people.
What does it say on the bottom of Coke bottles at DU? It says "Open Other End."
I like moderates. If I could, I'd give them half a vote.
Here's how to solve Christianity vs paganism: have Bibleman vs. Captain Planet in a steel cage match.