There is no killborn. He doesn't exist.

Neither does the right to free speech. You might offend someone. Wouldn't want that do you? Might start getting people to think for themselves. No, no. Can't have that.

Same with the right to own guns. What are you, criminals? It says here in the constitution, that piece of paper you wet your pants in awe to like a baby, that it's the militia. You know who's the militia? That's right. The good ole dependable shooters from the government.

Fifth amendment? Pfft. Pay your property taxes like good citizen. We need your filthy lucre to help out a po' opwessed minority. You don't want to be taking food out of the mouth out of helpless dark skinned babies now would you? And when the bulldozer comes, just step aside and no one gets hurt okay? It's not like you rich crackers need a one story house anyway. The trailer is good enough for you.

Repeat after me: quagmire, civil war, sectarian violence, muslims good, muslims who cut off heads and blow stuff up better.

Yeah that's right. All they want to do is kill each other. There are no supporters in Iraq or Afghanistan. None of them want this "freedom" garbage that Bush is shoving down their throats. Don't even bother working with them. Let your hate come out. Who cares if they are women and children? Who cares if they are secular? They're all the same. No mercy.

And what is it about this 'god' thing anyway? Don't you know that for all the claims of enlightenment, all you religious people are alike: stupid. If I tell you about the flying spaghetti monster, you'd believe in it? That's why your cowboy hick president is such an idiot. He believes in the flying spaghetti monster.

Where do I start... Tax cuts? Please. Giveaways for the rich, that's all. The filthy, stinking, greedy rich. You are not one of them aren't you? you care about the poor and downtrodden, do you?

Stem cells, abortion, euthanasia. "Pro-life"? Pardon me while I spit. Who the hell cares about some useless feeder sucking on the teat of the state, drying up money that could be spent on more useful things like child indoctrination programs, moral denigration, societal upheaval, vote fraud, and all those other good stuff. They are in the way of the progress, mere speed bumps to where we need to go.

I hate that guy. Always picking fights with other countries. See, they have the right idea. A couple thousand get in their way? Gas them. Some loud mouth yapping about rights? Shoot them. See? Brilliant politics. They agree to leave us alone, and we'll leave them alone. And if not? Kill them. That's what nukes are for. Soldiers are for making sure you do what we say.

One last thing, ignore those flags. They are a figment of your imagination. Nothing a couple of pills won't cure.

Crazy.