Since Nov 2, 2003
WORK IN PROGRESS
NEOCON, esp used derogatively:
abused definition - a political boogeyman encompassing such antagonistic and contradictory ideas as socialist one worldism and militaristic American imperialism
Sample sentence - Ooooh aren't those neocons SCAWEE? They are so EVILLY EVIL. We hates them, my precious, yes we do!!
correct definition - new conservative, any person who recently became a conservative. Many Reagan/Bush democrats became neocons. Some PUMAs are neocons. That is all.
replacement term- For God's sake there are thousands of descriptors for your boogeymen of choice more appropriate than Neocon, just SAY WHAT YOU MEAN!!!
replacement sentence - I really do not agree with the (conservative, libertarian, liberal, moderate) running for office.
MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX:
abused definition - a SCARWEE conspiracy between Big Business and the racist baby killing racist imperialistic (did I mention racist?) US military OH NOES!!!
sample sentence- OMG!!! Just because 3000 PEOPLE WERE MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD on Sept.11 is NO REASON to go to war!! Stupid NEOKKKONs and their greedy, imperialistic military industrial complex!
correct definition - a fictitious entity created by pro-subjugation cowards that came from President Eisenhower's farewell address. (context of speech and phrase needed here) Guaranteed, were he alive to day he will very much be part of this "industrial military complex" and he will be similarly denounced as an "imperilaistic NEOKKKON warmonger!" by the same nitwits who sung his praises. There is no such bloody thing.
Replacement term - I can't replace a term for something that doesn't exist
BIRTHER, esp derogatively:
sample sentence - HAHA look at those silly Birthers! How there they demand that the candidate running for President ACTUALLY CONSTITUTIONALLY QUALIFY FOR THEIR ELECTED OFFICE. They are just like those idiots WHO THINK THE GOVERNMENT CONCOCTED A CONVOLUTED AND BRAINDEAD PLAN WITH MILLIONS OF POTENTIAL WHISTLEBLOWERS THAT WOULD HAVE FALLEN APART IN EXECUTION LAST TUESDAY TO ATTACK ITS OWN CITIZENS AS A FALSE PRETEXT FOR WAR IN FRONT OF A HOSTILE MEDIA AND "OPPOSITION" (ha!) PARTY!
correct definition- Do I have to?
replacement term - eligibility movement, Yes Virginia, we were also around for Warren Harding, although it was a different time so we weren't quite as famous as we are now but we are no less concerned about a usurper in the Oval Office, especcially considering this 0ne's abysmal performance.
replacement sentence - The eligibility movement could care less wwhether the candidate is white, black, green, Republican, democrat, alien or whatever, AS LONG AS THE PERSON MEETS THE ELIGIBILITY REQUIREMENTS AS OUTLINED BY THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION.
sample sentence - Questioning the socialist fraud usurping the Oval Office and his anti-American activities is racist
replacement term - WWWAAAAAAAAACCEEEEEEESSSTT!!!!!
replacement sentence - Calling people who disagree with you WAAAAACCEEEESST!! is the last refuge of a bankrupt political ideology that does not bat an eye at gangland killings, regularly denigrates other races, and support welfare and affirmative action in the belief that minorities will never acheive anything in life.
9/11 TRUTH and similar variations of the term:
sample sentence - I demand the truth about 9/11! Shrub wants us to believe that 19 cavemen can hijack airplanes. HA! It is clear that the Twin towers were destroyed by orbital cannons on the moon planted there by NASA and that the so-called "VICTIMS" are a result of mass-hypnosis. NOT A SINGLE ONE of the so-called dead exist and their family members are mere holograms!! All of this so they can wage WAR FOR OIL!! NICE TRY SHRUB, YOU OIL-EATING ILLUMINATI ALIEN REPTILE SCUMBAG!!! NO BLOOD FOR OIL!!! YOU WON'T GET TO PROBE MY ANUS!!!!
replacement term - twoof as so brilliantly coined by (who?) It doesn't even need a "9/11" signifier as most people already know who the "Twoofers" are.
replacement sentence - Alex Jones is a stupid twoofer who is only a part of the eligibility movement because he is so paranoid that if George Washington came back from the dead to restore our Constitutional government, Jones will start investigating whether his lack of wooden teeth means that the Buildaburgers cloned George Washington as a puppet for their EEEEVIL. In the world of broken clocks, Alex Jones is a 24 hour digital clock permanently blinking 0:00 hours, his IQ, so that he is right only once per day. Not coincidentally, his clock is set to midnight, when the moonbats come out.
correct definition - Putting aside the fact that most sane, decent people do not like war, these so-called anti-war people aren't even anti-war in certain circumstances. How many "KILL BUSHITLR!" and "DESTROY ZIONISM!" signs are there at these protests? Basically "anti-war" maggots don't have any problem advocating war on people as long as they are not goat shagging headchoppers or corrupt dictators.
replacement term - pro-subjugation
sample sentence - The Zionists is conducting a Holocaust, which didn't happen, against the brainwashed, rock-throwing, and suicide-bombing people of Palestine.
replacement term- Jews. I'm not going to let these anti-semite bigots even have the fig leaf of Israel. A good portion of world Jewry lives right there in Israel and if a cataclysm were to destroy Israel completely, Judaism will never be the same again, and all Jews will be much worse for it. I could give less of a rat's hind end if certain "Jews" are angry that I infer they are anti-Semitic. Newsflash, numbnuts, your brothers and sisters aren't any less Jewish than your stupid anti-Israeli butt. Opposing "Zionism" IS TANTAMOUNT TO OPPOSING JUDAISM. You have two options, recognize your preferred political party as the lying, bigotted anti-God Communist mouthpieces they are and that the idiots ruining Palestine/Middle East would benefit more if they stop running their freaking yap about "INFIDELS!!!" and "JOOOOOOOOOSSS!!" and try to imitate the "Great" and "Little Satan" more so that their people will have a first-world standard of living WITHOUT compromising their faith and traditions (see: Hassidic Jews in Israel, and conservative Christians in America) OR acknowledge that you care less about the God of all things and more about the false god of the Marxist state and its unholy apostles, Marx, Engels, Lenin, and Stalin. In either case, DEAL.
REPUBLICRAT, DEMOLICAN and other similar terms expressing this idea:
sample sentence - Despite the fact that the Republicrats HAVE THE MOST NUMBERS OF CONSERVATIVE OFFICE HOLDERS, ARE CONSISTENTLY PRO-LIFE, NEVER ONCE UNDERMINED A WAR FOR POLITICAL EXPEDIENCY, PUNISH THEIR OWN FOR CRIMES REAL AND IMAGINED, NEVER SLANDER OR LIE ABOUT THEIR OPPONENTS WHEN DEBATING, ARE RESPECTFUL OF PEOPLE TO A FAULT, PLAY BY THE RULES EVEN IF IT HURTS, DO NOT INSTITUTIONALIZE VOTE FRAUD, SUPPORT OUR MILITARY, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SILENCE THE OPPOSITION WITH ATTEMPTS TO REGULATE SPEECH AND THOUGHT, PROVIDES THE MOST VOTES AGAINST UNCONSTITUTIONAL SOCIALIST BOONDOGGLES, DO NOT HAVE A JACKBOOT ARMY AT THEIR BECK AND CALL, (moar) there is no difference between them and the Demolicans.
correct definition- Look, I understand people are frustrated about the lack of conservatism in the GOP but the idea that the two parties are identical is horse manure. On the one side is a political party that is torn by multiple factions and ideologies amongst its own members. Despite this, there was always a great unifying concept that keeps these people voting R. In its foundation, it was slavery. Later on, it's capitalism. After WWII, it was Communism. For a while it was terrorism but memories are short and Pravda is loud in their lies and never shuts up, fooling many members into doing their bidding. The point being, the GOP never have a truly unifying ideology except for JUST ONE THING that every party member agree on. We are kinda lacking that right now.
On the other side is a Marxist terrorist organization dedicated turning USA into the USSA. Now here is where some people say "What's the difference between going 110 mph and 95 mph?" Here's the thing, a lot of the Republicans doing this DON'T KNOW they are heading the wrong way. Fifty to sixty years of propaganda takes its toll. Bear in mind the last President, that liberal?, he is more conservative than a good 40%-50% of his country men, as proven by the last election. Even some Republicans are denouncing the "right wing theocratic corporatism" of George Bush. Now, how can anyone be surprised that some of the politicians in the party are leftish when A GOOD PORTION OF THE COUNTRY THINK BUSH IS AN EXTREME RIGHT WING LUNATIC INCLUDING MEMBERS OF HIS OWN PARTY? Even if many GOP members lean left, one thing they don't lean is Marxist anti-American. We can all rattle of a long list of Dems who could have been convicted of treason based clearly on their constant aiding and abetting of the enemy in times of war. Now do the same for Republicans. I rest my case.
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