But just in case, here's the superquick rundown:
Last updated 11/17/02.

I've inhabited this planet since 1969 (all but four of those years in WI) and I've been a resident of SE Wisconsin since 1991.

Marital status:  Single (and looking).

Profession:  Technical Consulting

Allergies:   Penicillin Liberalism Political Correctness

The latest news:   Lost my job of 10 years. D'oh! Found a new job. Whoo-hoo! Dating a wonderful girl now... yay!

Bizarre coincidences:   By some freakish twist of nature, I look *EXACTLY* like this guy:

The idea to post this embarrassing (yet oddly satisfying) achievement was shamelessly stolen from LongElegantLegs.

Now, if that's not enough information, shoot me a freepmail,
and I will certainly reply or consider posting more about myself. Thanks!! :-)

And now, other than all that falderal, here's
a quick glimpse into my the political sector of my brain...

"DISDAIN FOR PEOPLE WHO SUCK" PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP.

BEGONE, TOADY BOOTLICKING SYCOPHANTIC POND SCUM! BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT!! OUT, DAMNED SPOT!

 
Bill Sez:

"YOU will be paying
for my treason for DECADES"

If I had to guess, I'd say roughly people have seen this profile so far.
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This page last edited 10/21/2002.