Why, Why,  Why 
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> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we  know the batteries are
> getting weak?
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> Why do banks  charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
> not enough? 
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> Why does someone believe  you when you say there are four billion stars, but
> check when you say the  paint is wet?
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> Why doesn't  glue stick to the bottle?
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> Why doesn't Tarzan  have a beard?
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> Whose idea  was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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> If people evolved from apes, why are there still  apes?
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> Why is it that no  matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
> always white? 
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> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 
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> Why do people constantly  return to the refrigerator with hopes that
> something new to eat will have  materialized?
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> Why do  people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
> cleaner,  then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the 
> vacuum one more chance?
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> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the  end on your first try?
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> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed  light fixtures?
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> When we  are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
> cart  then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it 
> isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" 
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> Why is it that whenever  you attempt to catch something that's falling off
> the table you always  manage to knock something else over?
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> In winter why do  we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
> we complained  about the heat?
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> How come  you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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> And my FAVORITE...... 
> The statistics on sanity are that one out  of every four persons is suffering
> from some sort of mental illness. Think  of your three best friends -- if
> they're okay, then it's  you!!!