Mr. Bungle
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The obligatory page of quotations, in order to appear thoughtful:

"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the name of liberalism they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program until one day America will be a socialist nation without ever knowing how it happened."

--Norman Thomas, six-time Socialist Party presidential candidate and one of the founders of the ACLU.

"If we really believe that animals have the same right to be free from pain and suffering at our hands, then, of course we’re going to be blowing things up and smashing windows.… I think it’s a great way to bring about animal liberation, considering the level of suffering, the atrocities. I think it would be great if all of the fast-food outlets, slaughterhouses, these laboratories, and the banks that fund them exploded tomorrow. I think it's perfectly appropriate for people to take bricks and toss them through the windows. ... Hallelujah to the people who are willing to do it."
— Bruce Friedrich, PETA’s vegan campaign coordinator, at the “Animal Rights 2001” conference

"If someone comes at you with a knife or gun, say, 'I know you're upset.' We all want to be valued as human beings."
-- Jessica Flagg, Four Percent of a Million Mom March, Washington, DC, May, 2000

"The teacher is engaged not simply in the training of individuals, but in the formation of the proper social life, ... in this way the teacher always is the prophet of the true God and the usherer in of the true kingdom of God."
- John Dewey, "father of progressive education," humanist/atheist, 1920's.

"I’m not tired of actors speaking out; I will never tire of actors speaking out, because it provides the same amusement of watching dogs walk on their hind legs. The sight itself is hilarious, and it always ends with the performer falling over."

-- James Lileks

 

"I fear the U.S. is headed for socialism, which means, of course, ever increasing interference in the business of each citizen. Whatever happened to the glorious frontier, of minding one's own business? The word liberal has come to stand for the most damnable tyranny, a snivelling, mealymouthed tyranny of bureaucrats, social workers, psychologists and union officials. The world of 1984 is not even 30 years away."

- William S. Burroughs, letter to Jack Kerouac, 1950

 

"Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything -- you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him."

-Robert A. Heinlein

 

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions he disbelieves is sinful and tyrannical."

— Thomas Jefferson

 

"Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions."

- G.K.Chesterton

 

"War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing which he is willing to fight for, nothing which he cares about more than he does about his personal safety, is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."

- John Stuart Mill

 

Boiling hard in euphemism,
Slowly becoming part of the water.
Like a frog who never knows
The jacuzzi's getting hotter.

"Egg" - M Patton