The story of a life...

I golf like Tiger Woods, but he spots me a few strokes and putts better.

I hit homeruns like A-Rod, but he gets to do it on TV.

I think like a Dennis Miller Republican, but it took a Sept. 11th event to make me that way.

I philosophize like Plato but never put my pen down to act on those thoughts.

I used to dream of taxing and spending other peoples money until the government took all mine from me.

I used to trust everyone I meet because I was raised to not be a racist, but now I encourage profiling because my trust has been lost.

I treat the demise of our great country as if it were the elephant in the corner that no one wants to talk about, but do nothing to stop it because I am afraid to act alone.

I've sat in the ivory towers and put together social jigsaw tapestries that promote socialism, equality and anti-capitalism, then driven home in my BMW to the guard gated commmunity where I live.

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