Welcome to my world! I'm a California surfer boy who, to make a long story short, is currently stuck on a small, volcanic island out here in the middle of the South Pacific. Which, if you're curious, is a little out of the way place known to Western Civilization as: Pago Pago, American Samoa.
Living on a South Seas island isn't so bad, really. Disney made them attractive, and so can you! One just has to make do without the luxeries, such as:
* Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
* Deep Dish Pizza
* Any wine better than Almaden
* Nordstroms, Abercrombie & Fitch, Vons, etc.
Other than that, you can work on your tan, there's no snow, very little crime, just the following:
A. Lots and lots of sunshine almost all year round.
B. Soft, warm, tropical breezes.
C. Lots of tasty surf!
D. Oh, yeah... There's rain. Lots of rain. Over 300 inches a year. Which, after five days of solid rain, it can bum you out so badly even those cute drinks with the little umbrellas won't cheer you up!
Cyber Congressman Billybob
My Bar Association