“Bananas are a good source of potassium-----Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Movie

“First they came for the lard and I did not speak out, Then they came for the Foie gras and I did not speak out, Then they came for the Calf liver and Tongue and I did not speak out. Then they came for the veal, and that is when they got shot!"------Marie-Antoine Carême(were he alive today)

“My forthcoming work in five volumes, `The Neglect of Cheese in European Literature,' is a work of such unprecedented and laborious detail that it is doubtful whether I shall live to finish it.----G.K.Chesterton "

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our childrens children what it was once like in the United States where men were free"---Ronaldus Magnus.

Texas Mathilda

My South Park character