If you tell a joke and you’re a liberal...it’s funny. If you tell a joke and you are a conservative...it’s “offensive”.

I want to live with a sense of humor. I want the whole world to be able to live with a sense of humor.

I follow Jesus.

“Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn’t so.”

“I used to say that politics was the second-oldest profession. I have come to know that it bears a gross similarity to the first.”

“If we lose freedom here, there is no place to escape to. This is the last stand on Earth.”

“All great change in America begins at the dinner table.”

-Ronald Reagan