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Cohen The Dog 'Fixer'... Stormy The XXX-rated 'Nun'... and the shock moment that exposed the whole sham - and the REAL crime in this legal abomination
Daily Mail UK ^ | May 17, 2024 | By Kennedy for Dailymail.com

Posted on 05/17/2024 8:15:19 AM PDT by sevinufnine

Not since Stormy stumbled out of a Nevada hotel room has anyone been so underwhelmed.

For four weeks, botoxed cable news hosts have been consumed, a presidential election has been hamstrung and those eating lunch have been revolted by sloppy, salacious testimony flowing like raw sewage out of a courthouse in lower Manhattan. It's here that the first former US president in history has been put on trial for the crime of… well, we still don't know exactly.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cohen; stormy; trial; trump
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This is a FUNNY Friday read. Not appropriate to post a lot of the tongue in cheek humor, but if you read the article I promise you'll get quite a chuckle. DM needs more stories like this one :)
1 posted on 05/17/2024 8:15:19 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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Just to wet your appetite for what’s in store if you dare to read ;>)

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Portraying herself as a damsel in distress, Stormy – wearing a black shawl and her hair in a bun – nervously testified that she was, in fact, a victim on the night in question when she allegedly rendezvoused with Donald J. Trump for dinner at his hotel room in July 2006.

One animated corpse at MSNBC compared her to a ‘modest nun’ on the witness stand. (I’d like to know where he went to Catholic school.)


2 posted on 05/17/2024 8:16:05 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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The whole thing is a sham. The goal is to keep President Trump out of the White House by any and all means conceivable in the ongoing effort to destroy this nation. They’ve badly miscalculated this particular part.
I wonder how much money “Stormy” is collecting from Soros for her part in the charade.


3 posted on 05/17/2024 8:21:25 AM PDT by Deo volente ("When we see the image of a baby in the womb, we glimpse the majesty of God's creation." Pres. Trump)
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nervously testified that she was, in fact, a victim on the night in question

To be fair, it's a welcome change from her being a simultaneous victim of six to eight naked guys at any given time during her normal day.

4 posted on 05/17/2024 8:22:05 AM PDT by kiryandil (FR Democrat Party operatives! Rally in defense of your Colombian cartel stooge Merchan!)
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To: Deo volente

AGREED! Last time they had COVID to deal with Trump. They couldn’t do that again/too obvious. Soooo...let’s bring a STORM down on his head. Yeah, great idea (not).


5 posted on 05/17/2024 8:25:26 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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To: kiryandil

Yes, R-rated acting certainly better than triple-x.


6 posted on 05/17/2024 8:26:05 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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To: sevinufnine

Another part tame enough to post here:
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At least this pointless trial is good for some laughs.

But the real ‘Columbo moment’ came when mild-mannered Trump attorney Todd Blanche caught Cohen in a game of telephone that cut straight to the heart of this case. Cohen testified that he called Trump’s bodyguard on October 24, 2016 to discuss the ‘resolution’ of the ‘Stormy Daniels matter.’

Ah ha! The smoking gun!

But ‘that was a lie!’ Blanche declared.

Indeed, Blanche got Cohen to admit that he called Trump’s bodyguard that October night to complain about harassing phone calls that he was receiving from a 14-year-old prankster. Cohen sloppily insisted the call had two purposes - but the damage was done. Another seed of doubt was planted in the minds of jurors, who are already being asked to trust a man with zero credibility.


7 posted on 05/17/2024 8:29:39 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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Funniest article I’ve read and he lays it out perfectly.


8 posted on 05/17/2024 8:36:34 AM PDT by TStro (God created everyone equal. Samuel Colt made them polite)
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“Look, I get it, porn star sex is icky (especially the condomless variety, disgust bro!), and having a drooling buffoon, like Cohen, run point on your bad decisions is, in itself, the baddest decision.

But being a phenomenally horrible judge of character is not a crime.”

Trump is definitely guilty of that! It’s like he went out of his way to pick the worst backstabbing, disloyal characters for his administration.

Hopefully he has learned his lesson.


9 posted on 05/17/2024 8:36:48 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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I know right? Hopefully FR lets it stay. The XXX may cause it to be pulled, and me to be scolded by getting blocked for a few weeks.


10 posted on 05/17/2024 8:39:11 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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You and me both hope he’s learned that.


11 posted on 05/17/2024 8:39:59 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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Yep, judge must be a creepy porn addicted Democrat activist getting off on making a historic fool of himself for the “cause”.


12 posted on 05/17/2024 8:42:06 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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More on beat down of Cohen.

Anderson Cooper was shell-shocked by what he just witnessed. The case has collapsed.

https://rumble.com/v4vmx48-anderson-cooper-visibly-stunned-by-destruction-of-michael-cohen-on-stand.html?mref=22lbp&mc=56yab


13 posted on 05/17/2024 8:49:53 AM PDT by Revel
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As we knew it should/would. But don’t let that fool any of us to think the Trump haters won’t continue to believe it. Maybe Stormy can drum up another American road tour about it and make a few bucks.


14 posted on 05/17/2024 8:57:50 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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I read it.

Kennedy certainly knows the vernacular.


15 posted on 05/17/2024 8:58:23 AM PDT by sauropod ("This is a time when people reveal themselves for who they are." James O'Keefe Ne supra crepidam)
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I laughed my head off. It read like it was from the Babylon Bee.


16 posted on 05/17/2024 9:02:12 AM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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“But being a phenomenally horrible judge of character is not a crime.”

That is true but it is also true that honest people judge all people to be like themselves.

Believing everyone to be honest is a handicap


17 posted on 05/17/2024 10:14:18 AM PDT by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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...put on trial for the crime of… well, we still don't know exactly.

Shouldn't Trump legal team ask the judge? He should know something.

18 posted on 05/17/2024 10:47:13 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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He’s not exactly a babe in the wood. With all his business dealings, I’m sure he’s run into a lot of rats. As a result, you would think he’d be a better judge of characters.

Like I said, I hope he’s learned. Thing is he craves adulation, so he can be a sucker for somebody that slobbers over him.


19 posted on 05/17/2024 11:04:38 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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“ Like I said, I hope he’s learned. Thing is he craves adulation, so he can be a sucker for somebody that slobbers over him.”

This concerns me as well. Perhaps Trump is learning a little bit about curbing his mouth from using personal attacksthat never gain him votes but do lose him votes.

Trump‘s policies without the juvenile nastiness would win him overwhelming victory in the fall. Just about everyone who is not in on the take from the Democrats or who has abortion as its number one issue would vote for him.


20 posted on 05/17/2024 11:13:04 AM PDT by Freee-dame
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