I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[TASMANIANRED]

I dedicate this fresh meat to you

I don't want to know what kind it is.

[Monkey Face]

"Repeat after me.....your eyelids are getting heavy....I am 39....I am 39...."

OK.

"Your eyelids are getting heavy....I am 39....I am 39..."

You gotta be younger than that...I mean, I'm the one with the whip!

*Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!"

;o)

[Dead Corpse]

Looks like dog. Note the toenails...

[Baraonda]

It's dog meat.

[NicknamedBob]

Thanks!

That's only a small portion. I usually get one written every day. Here's one I haven't posted before.


Clouds

Soundless giants of the air,
Drifting slowly everywhere,
Softly flowing, gentle flight,
Unseen shadows in the night.

Summer skies of azure blue,
Often hold a cloud or two.
Snowbank castles looking down,
At the lowlifes on the ground.

In Winter skies they do convene,
To cover up our muddy scene.
Some ugliness just has to go,
So then they cover it with snow.

Grazing sheep of soundless tread,
Passing slowly overhead,
Our miasmas upward creep,
To make these gentle creatures weep.

NicknamedBob . . . . December 29, 2004

[Asphalt]

Oh come on, that's so obviously, er, um, it looks kind of like, er, spleen, or pancreas, or, um, i really have no idea. It is still 2004 here, CST, so maybe I will be able to tell you next year.

[Asphalt]

Amazing, that sounds so much like a Tolkein poem, it's scary. Same rhythm and rhym patterns.

[Monkey Face]

"When it omes to Pesonal Saviors, accept no substitutes! Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE your money back!"

Have another drink, Sweetie! And may the new year give you a family to be proud of!

[Dead Corpse]

Evils Toy- Inside Out

Have you ever heard about me ? 
Something about my life. 
Have you ever had the chance to feel ? 

Have you noticed what I said ? 
Talk to me, I’m feeling bad 
Tell me if I’m right !  
You know for shure. 

Show me your inside out 
Let me know that you are mine 
Something you talk about 
You will be mine. 
Show me your inside out 
Let me know that you are mine 
Something you talk about 
Promise me, that you‘ll be mine. 

Listen to that noise inside 
My feelings make a dark world light 
It is the beat that will never end. 

Salty tears, a laughing face 
Discovering your stars, called eyes 
Wake up my dear, 
your dream is alive. 

Have you felt, what i’ve melt 
Time goes by, I hope you’ll stay 
With me, the past, the guiding light. 

Can you tell something about me ? 
Something about my life 
I think you could 
We know for shure

[Asphalt]

I don't need hypnosis, I'm sleepy without it, though you would have a hard time convincing me I'm 39.

[TASMANIANRED]

I thought it looked a little cat like but since this is a kitty thread, I didn't want to mention it.

Considering the area of the world, it could be dog.

[Baraonda]

Bravo! Bravo!

I always wanted to be able to write poetry. The, talent, however, is not there. So, I appreciate people who write well.

Thanks

[Dead Corpse]

A drink? I'm having several...

I hope the new year bring you better things. Moving away from the arse end of no where oughta help right there. ;-)

[Monkey Face]

"Idon't want to know what kind it is."

Obviously, it's Inscrutable Mystery Meat. And that's all I want to know aboutit!

[Asphalt]

Anybody have links to pages with the top stories of 2004, or the greatest moments of 2004, or anything of the sort?

[Dead Corpse]

Cats have retractable claws. Those nails don't look retractable.

She made a mess of it whatever it was.

[Asphalt]

I think you are probabley one of those people who is a poet...
...and doesn't even know it...

Alright, that is one of the oldest, lamest jokes there is, but I never had any interest in poetry till I had to do some for an assignment. Of course then I was only interested in the hopes of getting a good grade, but if you are in the right mmod, then it is not hard to do, now doing it well is a different matter...

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Kwanzasaki: Let The Good Times Roll...

[Monkey Face]

"A drink? I'm having several...
I hope the new year bring you better things. Moving away from the arse end of no where oughta help right there. ;-)"

I am hoping the move is kind to me. I learned today that the truck I wanted was WAY too small, and that it will cost me an additional $210 before I can get out of here.

[Dead Corpse]

Santana- Put Your Lights On

Hey now, all you sinners
Put your lights on, put your lights on
Hey now, all you lovers
Put your lights on, put your lights on
Hey now, all you killers
Put your lights on, put your lights on
Hey now, all you children
Leave your lights on, you better leave your lights on
Cause there's a monster living under my bed
Whispering in my ear
There's an angel, with a hand on my head
She say I've got nothing to fear
There's a darkness deep in my soul
I still got a purpose to serve
So let your light shine, into my home
God, don't let me lose my nerve
Lose my nerve
Hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now
Wo oh hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now
Hey now, all you sinners
Put your lights on, put your lights on
Hey now, all you children
Leave your lights on, you better leave your lights on
Because there's a monster living under my bed
Whispering in my ear
There's an angel, with a hand on my head
She say's I've got nothing to fear
La ill aha ill allah
We all shine like stars
We all shine like stars
Then we fade away