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DUmmie FUnnies 09-25-04 PM Edition (DUmmie "Solves" The TANG Forgery Case!!!)
Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons
| September 25, 2004
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 09/25/2004 12:23:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
21
posted on
09/25/2004 1:47:49 PM PDT
by
stands2reason
(Limousine Liberal--a man who has his cake, eats his cake, and complains that other people have cake.)
To: PJ-Comix
Delicious. Thanks. It's elementary my dear Koko! Burkett is a man of the South, a man who keeps his promises, especially to a damsel in distress as Lucy Ramirez pretended to be.
Bill is a gentleman. He even has an obese, good humored, old black lady answering the door of his mansion. To question his integrity is to be a son-of-a b****.
They never stop to wonder why the "originals" were given to Bill if was to simply make copies and burn them. If it were that important, why didn't "Lucy" simply give Bill copies? This whole store was a laugh. Thanks again. Delicious. Here's one of the many favorites for
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posted on
09/25/2004 1:52:59 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(It's getting hard to see through all of the "white out" on my screen.)
To: PJ-Comix
The weird thing is I typed font color="red" but for some reason it came out green. Why?
Well, let's use the logic bestowed upon us:
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
I would consider it impossible for the HTML to have malfunctioned. Therefore, someone hacked into this server and is sending us a message. THINK! Why green? Does the little name littleGREENfootballs mean anything to you? He's taunting us.
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posted on
09/25/2004 1:57:48 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(It's getting hard to see through all of the "white out" on my screen.)
To: PJ-Comix
The weird thing is I typed font color="red" but for some reason it came out green. Why?
Well, let's use the logic bestowed upon us:
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
I would consider it impossible for the HTML to have malfunctioned. Therefore, someone hacked into this server and is sending us a message. THINK! Why green? Does the little name littleGREENfootballs mean anything to you? He's taunting us.
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posted on
09/25/2004 1:59:21 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(It's getting hard to see through all of the "white out" on my screen.)
To: Jaysun
They never stop to wonder why the "originals" were given to Bill if was to simply make copies and burn them. If it were that important, why didn't "Lucy" simply give Bill copies? This whole store was a laugh. Thanks again. Delicious. I didn't want to bore everybody here with a bunch of e-mail addresses but one of the DUmmies posted on this same thread HUNDREDS of e-mail address of news people. IOW, this wacko DUmmie thread about "solving" the TANG forgery case is being sent out to hundreds of radio and TV stations, newspapers, and other media outlets. Look further up this thread and I posted a link to the DUmmie thread and you can see that post for yourself.
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posted on
09/25/2004 2:13:43 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(What's the Forgery, Dan!!!???)
To: PJ-Comix
How this guy, and his DU pals for that matter, ever managed to chew through the leather straps is beyond me.
26
posted on
09/25/2004 4:21:42 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(It's getting hard to see through all of the "white out" on my screen.)
To: PJ-Comix
The weird thing is I typed font color="red" but for some reason it came out green. Why?
Well, obviously a Rove operative embedded something into the text on the DUmmie server to try to prevent copying and further dissemination of this brilliant expose of the conspiracy to the world. This particular operative, however, is kind of an intern and not very good.
27
posted on
09/26/2004 6:36:19 AM PDT
by
ml1954
(John 'Superman' Kerry..... A legend in his own mind.)
To: PJ-Comix
These are incredible.......I've never seen so many "ASS-U-ME-ed" facts in a cronology of events such as this.......
The biggest assumption of all is that a veteran producer at SeeBS Was duped. The people at SeeBS had two options regarding the fake TANG info.:
1. Vet the information and make sure it's accurate OR
2. Axe the story - period.
SeeBS chose a different solution to try to verified the TANG Documents ........they decided to ask the White House to comment on it......when the White House didn't reply SeeBS ASS-U-ME-ed they were correct and hung themselves in public from there......
No One Made Them Use the Documents and that's the real point.
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posted on
09/26/2004 9:55:35 AM PDT
by
thingumbob
(Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
To: PJ-Comix
PJ I have a separate unrelated question to ask you about the Nov. election in Florida..........
How is the Hurricane season going to effect the ability of voters to actually vote in Nov. especially if they have lost everything and no longer live in the area they are registered to vote? Doesn't the hurricane season increase the chances for voter fraud in Florida this season?
29
posted on
09/26/2004 10:00:22 AM PDT
by
thingumbob
(Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
To: PJ-Comix
Has anybody e-mailed this to Rather and CBS yet? Or Rolling Stone, perhaps? I could swear the Freepers broke this story. In fact I think it was copied from a Freeper parody.
30
posted on
09/26/2004 10:06:03 AM PDT
by
js1138
(Speedy architect of perfect labyrinths.)
To: PJ-Comix
font color=
red No quotes.
31
posted on
09/26/2004 10:09:02 AM PDT
by
snooker
(French Fried Flip Flopper still Flouncing, be careful out there.)
To: PJ-Comix
Here's how your font tag was interpreted
<FONT color=#00ed0>
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posted on
09/26/2004 10:12:12 AM PDT
by
js1138
(Speedy architect of perfect labyrinths.)
To: thingumbob
I don't think the hurricanes will have a big effect on voting one way or another in Florida. We have early voting here in Broward and I think I will make use of it again. Within a few weeks I can just go to a local library and do my voting there. I would rather do that than wait for election day or vote by mail.
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posted on
09/26/2004 10:37:03 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(What's the Forgery, Dan!!!???)
To: snooker
Are you sure about no quotes around the color? I put font color="red" on my eBay auction HTML tags and it always works.
34
posted on
09/26/2004 10:41:14 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(What's the Forgery, Dan!!!???)
To: PJ-Comix
Thanks for the feedback..........it was a topic that came up during a discussion among friends on Friday night and I've been walking around thinking about it ever since.
35
posted on
09/26/2004 10:45:46 AM PDT
by
thingumbob
(Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
To: thingumbob
Florida will be going for Bush. As an added insurance policy, Nader is on the ballot here and will pull a about a hundred thousand votes away from Kerry.
36
posted on
09/26/2004 10:59:39 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(What's the Forgery, Dan!!!???)
To: PJ-Comix
Well try it. What works on one site, may not work on all sites. That's the beauty of MS specs. You can change them if you don't like them LOL.
Works for me --- font color=red --- but you might have had something else in the piece which threw off the color. Easy enough to do with a long article. I have always used 'no quotes' on FR.
YMMV
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posted on
09/26/2004 11:00:20 AM PDT
by
snooker
(French Fried Flip Flopper still Flouncing, be careful out there.)
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