DUmmie FUnnies 05-20-08 ("Saturn and Hillary (with a dash of Uranus)")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 20, 2008 | Chief DUmmie Astrologer ccpup, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Saturn traveled over Hillary's Pisces. . . .

Is that what that fishy smell was?

[Charles Henrickson]

As Saturn meets the area from 1 to 11 Virgo. . . .

I think it's *Bill* who wants to meet 1 to 11 Virgos.

[Mr. Silverback]

Uranus has a strong energy, no doubt about it.

Benburch, is that you?

(BTW, how is it that I'm the first person making a benburch joke in a thread with "Uranus" in the title?)

[word_warrior_bob]

I’ve always found it ironic how liberals hate religious people and mock their beliefs (except Muslims of course, this is where their bravery ends).

BUT -——

There is NO crackpot, lunatic theory that they WON’T emrace. e.g.

John Edward and other charlatans talking to the dead.

Astrology

Palm Readers, Tarot Cards, Psychics

Bush the dummy masterminding the 9/11 attacks and keeping the whole conspiracy a secret. Simpleton religious dolt or evil mastermind? Apparently both!!

“Alternative” medicines

Reincarnation, miraculously they were all either Caeser or Cleopatra, no one can recall their life as a serf, leading into....

Hypnotic Regression, recovered memories, rife with non-lubricated anal probes.

I could go on forever, but you get the idea.

[Charles Henrickson]

Me, I gotta go now and meet 1 to 11 Pastors for our Tuesday morning sermon study group. Back in a few business hours.

[COBOL2Java]

Saturn, like all planets, works in a cycle of potential defeat and hoped-for success.

Sounds like the experience I had with my '98 SW-2...

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

[So how many hours a day do you waste fixating on Moon cycles?]

For most I’d say about 5 days each month.

[bcsco]

a trine is a bit like personal lubricant: makes the whole process a little easier, but doesn't necessarily guarantee the celebratory cigarette at the end. Needless to say, I choked on my scone and almost had tea squirt out of my nose.

A perfectly sensible observation in a thread about Uranus. Now he only has to work in a story about the trine going through a tunnel...

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"planets in Virgo don't appreciate surprises which throw them from their orderly, perfectly laid-out Game Plan "

The plants in Virgo don't like [operation] Chaos! perfect...

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"coincides with that time period when Uranus will be working Barack's Mars"

...and the time when benburch will be working...

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

[Uranus is chock full of unpredictable surprises.]

Hmmm...I don’t remember eating THAT!

[Paradox]

[Not A Snowbird]

I don’t know what’s wrong with those people, but it must be awfully hard to pronounce.

[Paul Heinzman]

This explains everything. The simplest solutions usually are correct.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an “intellectual”, find out how he feels about astrology. - Robert A. Heinlein

[Paul Heinzman]

Uranus has a strong energy, no doubt about it.

I did pack some beans in my lunch today. Might be something to this astrology thing.

[Paul Heinzman]

A brilliant and painfully young (he's, like, 21 or 22) astrologer friend of mine in London recently explained to me -- in a 4-star hotel over tea, actualy -- that a trine is a bit like personal lubricant: makes the whole process a little easier, but doesn't necessarily guarantee the celebratory cigarette at the end. Needless to say, I choked on my scone and almost had tea squirt out of my nose.

Oh, Nigel, you're such a caution.

[Paul Heinzman]

For example, in 1994, Saturn traveled over Hillary's Pisces IC and through her 4th House.

Wow! I thought John Edwards had a big house.

[Paul Heinzman]

He then moves to Hillary's Nodal Degree, 23 Leo (the degree which one's North and South Nodes lie is a sensitive spot in one's chart eg. with Hillary's North Node at 23 Taurus, the 23rd degree of each sign will be sensitive to transits, progressions, etc) as she formally announces her Candidacy on January 20th, 2007, and then retrogrades back to that 19 Leo in March 2007 making his final visit in June 2007.

Look, lady, I just came in here to find out what lottery numbers I should play. You gonna help me out or not?

[Paul Heinzman]

You've been consistently accurate, ccpup.

Yes. Even though Pee-Wee's bike wasn't really in the basement of the Alamo, the quest did bring him closer, so we'll count that in the "Win" column.