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DUmmie FUnnies 05-20-08 ("Saturn and Hillary (with a dash of Uranus)")
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| May 20, 2008
| Chief DUmmie Astrologer ccpup, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
Posted on 05/20/2008 7:35:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
They've really encouraged me to study astrology in earnest and stop dabbling. Time to stop dabbling and start babbling.
41
posted on
05/20/2008 9:08:15 AM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Prayers up for Jim Robinson and his family.)
To: Paul Heinzman
"...Saturn traveled over Hillary's Pisces..." That confirms what we've all been thinking...Hillary DOES have a pisces!
42
posted on
05/20/2008 9:11:07 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Man, it really hurts when anything travels over my pisces!)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
"...Saturn traveled over Hillary's Pisces..."That confirms what we've all been thinking...Hillary DOES have a pisces!
But it must be in the body shop now that Saturn ran it over. Her pisces was in pieces.
43
posted on
05/20/2008 9:16:41 AM PDT
by
bcsco
(To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Hillary's North Node at 23 Taurus, the 23rd degree of each sign will be sensitive to transits, progressions... And they're both full of taurus.
44
posted on
05/20/2008 9:20:02 AM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Prayers up for Jim Robinson and his family.)
To: PJ-Comix
Got a little excited when I saw Saturn on Cheney's Ascendent Whatever floats your boat.
45
posted on
05/20/2008 9:32:31 AM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Prayers up for Jim Robinson and his family.)
To: PJ-Comix
So I gather from all of this complex loony rant is that if Uranus is mooning then that means a Hillary victory because the planet is paying her back for showing her it’s asteroids earlier. Or maybe not.
46
posted on
05/20/2008 10:27:14 AM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: Paul Heinzman
“And they’re both full of taurus.”
Or, at least what taurus commonly leaves behind....
To: 50sDad
Just remember, the entire basis for the concept of Astrology is premised on the fact that the earth is the center of the universe, and the stars are flickering lights set in a series of rotating glass spheres that turn in the sky."Nice try mister, but it's turtles all the way down."
48
posted on
05/20/2008 11:41:30 AM PDT
by
Ignatz
(Enjoying the occasional swede...)
To: crazyhorse691
Good grief, I think you are right about the porn script. I’ll bet Uranus is going to be ham handled before the flick is over.
49
posted on
05/20/2008 11:50:21 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: PJ-Comix
“Before that time, though, we have both candidate’s dealing with the onslaught of transiting Uranus in potentially different ways...”
Translation: ...Trying to find as many ways to anally reem us.
50
posted on
05/20/2008 11:56:11 AM PDT
by
mowowie
To: Ignatz
Is that as in Yurtle, or as in Discworld?
51
posted on
05/20/2008 12:31:58 PM PDT
by
50sDad
(OBAMA: In your heart you know he's Wright.)
To: PJ-Comix
In fact, if one looks at this Saturn cycle in relation to the cycle of the Moon . . . . . . it would make one a Barking Moonbat.
To: PJ-Comix
transiting Uranus in potentially different ways. . . . ben is VERY interested. . . .
To: PJ-Comix
Barack's Progressed Mercury . . . in a potentially ham-handed way.
To: PJ-Comix
Do I have to wear a tinfoil hat while contemplating Uranus?
55
posted on
05/20/2008 1:04:08 PM PDT
by
Poser
(Willing to fight for oil)
To: PJ-Comix
Reading the fine print on he DUmmies book above. The idea of Guitar World with an astrology column is a hoot. Consult the stars to see if it's the right time for that gig! :D
56
posted on
05/20/2008 2:17:01 PM PDT
by
Purrcival
(I had to put down my Bible and my gun to post this.)
To: PJ-Comix
Look at the sky. Play with a puppy. Tie pretty bows on packages. Rotate your tires.
To: PJ-Comix
So, here we sit 14 years later and Saturn is now meeting for the final time her MC... You mean, this one?
58
posted on
05/20/2008 2:34:27 PM PDT
by
Purrcival
(I had to put down my Bible and my gun to post this.)
To: PJ-Comix
I get the sense there may be some news or event which may perhaps unpleasantly surprise Barack or his campaign. Bold prediction there, Nostradamus. Every time B.O. opens his mouth--*off his "canned" speech*--he gives himself an unpleasant surprise.
To: PJ-Comix
When Bill was first elected in 2003, he named Hillary as the Head of the Health Care Task Force on January 25, 1993. . . . Who was in charge of Time Travel?
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