DUmmie FUnnies 10-21-08 (DUmmies Nervous About Pennsylvania)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 21, 2008 | PJ-Comix

[Mr. Silverback]

They ought to be nervous! Bitter Cingers unite!

[PJ-Comix]

Search FR. I posted the WHOLE thing about Biden.

[Purrcival]

As Brad on Bradblog.com states, elections in PA therefore become entirely faith-based.

And in other news, Ohio Secretary of State Brunner wants us to have faith that 200 suspect voter registrations are not fraudulent, will not be used in fraud, and that ALL of the ballots cast during early voting in Ohio are just peachy. No worries!

[arrogantsob]

ping me, PJ

[Mr. Silverback]

They’re going to try the “stolen election” crap in PA? Well, I guess it makes a bizarre sort of sense...but “Investigate All 67” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

[arrogantsob]

You got it. BTW the infamous butterfly ballot had been used for DECADES in Cook County, Il. Wonder why there was never a complaint or problem during all that time for all those elections, don’t you?

[Purrcival]

But let's say that excuse doesn't fly (or that Obama wins by double digits in all polls yet still loses).

And there just COULDN'T be a problem with the polling methodology. Naaaaah.

[Mr. Silverback]

Chevy Chase makes Alec Baldwin look classy and professional...now that is a heck of an accomplishment!

[Cyber Liberty]

They’d complain if they were hung with a new rope.

[Purrcival]

The one thing that bodes well for Democrats is that there is a Democratic secretary of state (which might prevent some will ensure fraud).

There. Fixed it.

[rdl6989]

Oh, so if a Republican wins an election it automatically means the election was stolen? Ha!

[luvie]

All your SNL ratings are belong to us, Chevy! Get over it!

[Purrcival]

Good Newsbusters article, PJ.

[Arrowhead1952]

Pennsylvania's voting machines are almost ENTIRELY electronic, without any paper trail.

[That way we can cover our trail. Hee! Hee!]

DUmmies don't know how to use electronic voting machines!

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So what happens if pre-election polling puts Obama ahead by 8%, exit polls have him ahead by 6%, and yet McCain wins by 1%?

[And we all know just how scientific exit polls are. Just ask President Kerry.]

FR Thread News outlets sweat over exit poll accuracy

Search "Exit Poll" on FR for exit poll

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Even if the court found evidence of fraud, what could possibly be done to correct the outcome? . . . . The only possible way the election could be resolved would be to have another election.

[Known in golfing circles as a Mulligan.]

There is already evidence of voter registration fraud by ACORN. Are the DUmmies worried about that? . . . Mulligan = LOL.

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. . . I don't know why intelligent people can't figure out how to vote and have evidence of their f*cking vote. . .

[SaveOn has a big sale on Guy Fawkes costumes.]

Because intelligent people do not exist on DU.

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If we win by a huge margin, it becomes harder to steal.

If we steal by a huge margin, it becomes harder for McCain/Palin to win.

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People tried and tried and tried to get Democrats in Congress interested in election reform,

I'd like to see election reform too, but not one DUmmie would approve. National Voter ID cards would make the dims a permanent minority.

[luvie]

THAT IS WHY McAINT BELIEVES HE CAN FLIP PA!! Looks like all the pieces are falling into place for the Repiggies to steal it again. CRAP!

The sky is falling, little DUmmies!
Better hide under mommy's table!

[cardinal4]

Democratic secretary of state (which might prevent some fraud)

Fox, chicken coop, yada, yada, yada..

[beckysueb]

The one thing that bodes well for Democrats is that there is a Democratic secretary of state (which might PERPETRATE some fraud).

There. Fixed it.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

“Search FR. I posted the WHOLE thing about Biden.”

Got a keyword or date or something to narrow it down?

[xtinct]

Notice how Chevy has that "fried brain" look??? ...must be that easily acquired Hollyflake cocaine.

Drugged-out lib look is creepy.

[CPT Clay]

Man, those DUmmies are foul mouthed.