DUmmie FUnnies 10-21-08 (DUmmies Nervous About Pennsylvania)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 21, 2008 | PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Just f*cking crazy. I don't know why intelligent people can't figure out how to vote and have evidence of their f*cking vote. Just f*cking nuts!

PAPER BALLOTS
Tune: "Paper Roses"

I sure despise the way you guys are staring
With sideways looks like I'm a kook to ask;
Just give me paper now or I'll start swearing
And hit you fascists with my Guy Fawkes mask!

Paper ballots, paper ballots--
Oh, how real those ballots seem to be!
But they're only a placebo:
Diebold says we're voting GOP!

I knew that Rove would plot a perfect caper
And try to make me go and touch a screen;
But I won't vote unless it's made of paper,
So find the form I want or I will scream!

Paper ballots, paper ballots--
Oh, how real those ballots seem to be!
But they're only a placebo:
Diebold says we're voting GOP!
Diebold says we're voting GOP!

[FDNYRHEROES]

NB4TTP = In Before the Triple Ping!

[chesley]

Ah! I see. And here I was under the impression that the ‘proper medications’ were the reason only three of them (if that many) still sparked, however weakly. :)