DUmmie FUnnies 11-11-11 (Oligarchs, Fear the OWSies!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 11, 2011 | DUmmie Jackpine Radical, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[onyx]

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"We are the resistance!!"



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[ROCKLOBSTER]

It is like they are picking up a dictionary and saying “here is a big word..and here is another,” that might make me sound intelligent.

Malapropisms! They're channeling Ozwald Bates, from In Living Color

[Libloather]

A sufficient number of humans have now taken the red pill.

The one and only cure for tuberculosis?

[Charles Henrickson]

But I have to wonder what these folks are trying to say. It is like they are picking up a dictionary and saying “here is a big word..and here is another,” that might make me sound intelligent.

LOL!

[eddie willers]

c’mon, you know you want to do a Gordon Lightfoot parody!

Wreck of the Patrick Fitzgerald?

[eddie willers]

If we’re going to have Poetry Corner:

Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

[Charles Henrickson]

the Pitt-less Occupy Boston

Occupy Boston: A Town without Pitty.

Since William turned 40 on Wednesday, I have now dubbed him "The 40-Year-Old Insurgent."

[Darkwolf377]

I'm thinking of getting a bullhorn and going over there at two in the morning and seeing how THEY like having their lives disrupted.

I'll shout "William Rivers Pitt, where are you?!" over and over.

[Charles Henrickson]

some large groups of these zombies could come swarming out of the downtown places

The Night of the Living Red:

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

A high enough number of disobedient Ones have hacked into the Matrix and seen through its programming code. Their awareness of what is real and what is pretentiously fake has gone viral. It has infected the human collective. . . .

These guys watch way too many movies. They are starting to confuse them with real life.

[submarinerswife]

Flatulent, spectacular

A fart noise heard afar

Where do you come up with these things?

[dirtbiker]

Our collective consciousness has passed an important threshold. A tipping point was reached this year, 2011.

[Our collective consciousness has tipped over.]

So apparently, they tripped over the threshold and spilled their consciousness.

Wasn't enough spilled to soak up with a Kleenex.

[dirtbiker]

These guys watch way too many movies. They are starting to confuse them with real life.

It's the only "life" they know. They have no "life" of their own.

I think Marx called them "Useful Idiots", although I would disagree. These idiots are pathetically useless.

DemocRATS call them "guaranteed votes".

I call them "wastes of space", and "future potential targets".

[jaydee770]

From what I’ve seen and heard, it’s not a protest — it’s a social event. Everyone gets to hang-out and do what libs love doing best: gripe, moan, complain, carp, whine and try to drag everyone else down to their level. Subject matter is not important. It’s the self-reinforcing social interaction that counts.

Oh, and the weed. Let’s not forget the weed.

[Condor51]

There may be some short-term setbacks for the Movement

Not for me moonbat. My 'Movement' is as regular as can be.
Every morning between 5:30 & 6:00 am...

(ps: Stay off the Tofu and your Movement will be fine too.)

[Condor51]

I think the new interconnectedness of humanity is turning the species into a transpersonal entity with emergent properties that we cannot even guess at as yet.

Wow! A six syllable word. You get 5 points for that DUmmie.

Now the bad news. You get -20 points for writing a whole bunch of insipid nonsense and trying pass it off as intelligence. And another -50 for making up a word: 'transpersonal'.

Now go back to reading 'Catcher In The Rye'.
Oh, and kindly keep away from all pointy objects, and guns. Especially the guns.

[Condor51]

we are all PART of that collective consciousness, as is everyone on DU.

Okay that seals it. I can't take it anymore.
You're completely, and utterly -- NUTZ! (Medical term)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I consider OWS the wet-ware version of Facebook.

[Arrowhead1952]

If you could download what's in my mind . . .

[What a virus my thoughts would give. . . .]

Shallow minds only contain shallow thoughts. DUmmy's thoughts downloaded in 5 seconds on a 32 KB landline phone modem.

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What you say doesn't make any sense at all. You might want to engage the brain before you type.

[Naah! This is DUmmieland!]

I would come close to saying this may have been a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.

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'Creating a new society'? By camping out in tents? I'm sorry, I just don't see that this is going to change things much.

[And moles lay low before they freep
And moles lay low before they freep]

LOL. [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL] beating the DUmmies rather than the drums.

[Roscoe Karns]

I wonder if Squeaky Fromme has hooked up with OWS yet?