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DUmmie FUnnies 12-25-11 (Welcome to the DUmmieland holiday party!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 25, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/25/2011 8:52:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson
My name is LynneSin. . . . The quote my friend would use about me is "Her name is Lynne and it rhymes with Sin". .... I love rock music. ... including Led Zeppelin, Queen, Pink Floyd, Yes, and Aerosmith ....
That's it. I'm burning all my guitars, even my new Fender Blacktop Jaguar.
Maybe I'll take up the Triangle instead.

Or ... the didgeridoo.
...............

Wait.... She didn't say the Blues or Eric Clapton.
Hallelujah! My Guitars are saved!

21 posted on 12/26/2011 4:23:58 AM PST by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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Hey there. I AM YANKEEPANTS!
Hey dude, bummer. No screaming, you're ruining our buzz.

22 posted on 12/26/2011 4:35:20 AM PST by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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OmahaBlueDog is a blue canine? Lets see, I guess LIBS started to give CANINES the right to vote. I wonder when the CONGRESSIONAL CANINE CAUCUS will start? I guess after the first canine gets elected.


23 posted on 12/26/2011 4:39:41 AM PST by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12... Don't complain if 0 shreds the constitution!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Your “Taipei personality” line merits special recognition!


24 posted on 12/26/2011 5:04:39 AM PST by JPG (Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.)
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Remember, Democrats are just like you and me.

Maybe, but LIBERALS are NUTS!

25 posted on 12/26/2011 5:58:54 AM PST by dirtbiker (Obama: America's first Affirmative Action president.)
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, pastor, belatedly but only because we were celebrating Christ’s birth. Now, you’ll be doing yeoman’s work, what with PJ in Venezuela. Doesn’t sound by his FB posts he’s expecting to get much to eat...

This is a DUmmie party? Seems more like a nutcase get-together at the asylum. Some conversation when all any one of them can talk about is themselves and their irrational thoughts.


26 posted on 12/26/2011 6:01:58 AM PST by bcsco
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this is great Charles, good job!


27 posted on 12/26/2011 7:14:46 AM PST by Ditter
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Abbott is a cuddly boy cat who loves to lick his empty ballsacks

Did someone say Vilsack?

28 posted on 12/26/2011 8:17:38 AM PST by mikrofon (Excuse to Wear the Bear)
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My real name is Tom. . . . I was married once to a woman from Taiwan for several years

But enough of the Formosal introductions....

29 posted on 12/26/2011 8:30:16 AM PST by mikrofon (Chang-kai check, please)
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Surprise! I'm female. . . .

Does this DUmmie think she/he/it fooled everyone all these years?

30 posted on 12/26/2011 1:06:51 PM PST by hsalaw
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Hey, Kev, here's a late one that came in that I think would make a good PLTA winner:

What say you?

Nah, the poster just seems to be trolling for attention. No real bile or invective, too matter-of-fact.

31 posted on 12/26/2011 1:31:24 PM PST by kevkrom (Note to self: proofread, then post. It's better that way.)
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Don’t get me wrong here, I am possesed of a good deal of personal courage. However, after reading about cats that play with empty ball sacks, men who have periods and struggling vegans, I don’t think I can take anymore. These people are not right, I mean really not right. It’s frightening.


32 posted on 12/26/2011 3:18:40 PM PST by alarm rider (I took the pledge, I will never vote for another RINO, not now, not ever.)
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33 posted on 12/26/2011 4:02:23 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: rockrr; PJ-Comix; Ballygrl; franksolich; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns; Choose Ye This Day; kevkrom; ...
i'm elana. . . . i'm 37, single. . . . in most cases i prefer the company of animals to humans.

[Elena, let me introduce you to my friend here, Li'l Beav--uh, Li'l Mole. I'm sure you two will have a lot to talk about.]

Ever since I posted this, people have been asking me, "So, Charlie, how did Li'l Beaver do with Elena?"

Oh, not so good, I must report. Even though Li'l Beaver went undercover as a mole, still, he decided to wear that stupid man-purse PJ got him:

I told him, I said, "Look, Beav, I'm your wingman, and I've got you're best interests at heart. So, please, lose the man-purse. It's too effeminate. I know these are going to be hippie chicks here at this party, but still, deep down they really want a manly guy."

But does he listen to me? NOOO!!! Elena took one look at the belly-bag and was like, "Meh."

34 posted on 12/27/2011 7:57:58 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Li'l Beaver sez: "I'm a party animal!")
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I would have thought leftist females would go for the metro-sexual look lol (I know - I’m taking a ginormous leap that elena swings that particular direction)...;-)


35 posted on 12/27/2011 8:03:16 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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Bienvenidos desde La Republica Capitalista (en un futuro Cercano) de Venezuela de Venezuela.

I have a lot of fascinating things to report and most of them will be in an FR thread journal of my trip which I already started. The GOOD NEWS is that things are destined to get much better later in 2012 due to the ¨biological solution¨ to many of the current problems in a few months. Biggest surprise is the weather which, since this is a mountainous area, is in the 70s during the day and in the 60s at night. I see this area as a big attraction for Americans soon because as Mexico becomes much more dangerous, this will become much more attractive to tourists. So far in San Cristobal I have seen NO signs of gang activity nor gang graffiti on the walls. The young people here are very cleancut much like American youth from the 1950s. Caracas is a different story as far as crime and probably should be avoided even when the political situation changes soon. I am impressed by the LACK of tattoos and skin piercings on young folks here. Sorry LA Ink but tattoos and skin piercings are definite signs of low class mentality.

I did something in the form of an on the spot ¨project¨ a couple of days ago that I better not post about in the open but I´ll send you a private message on the topic. Let us just say it could be destined to become a tourist attraction.

Oh and you definitely want to avoid drinking the public water which is not hard to do since I haven´t seen any public water fountains yet. The good news is that you can easily quench your thirst with Polar Ice beer which is available everywhere and is extremely inexpensive.

Finally, if you could, Charles, could you start out your next DUFU edition out with ¨Saludos a Padre Roberto Garcia de San Cristobal.¨ He officiated at a wedding ceremony in a mountain resort yesterday which I attended. Since I stood out as being obviously a ¨gringo¨ American he kept staring at me during the reception. After a few drinks together we became quite friendly although I am sure he still thinks I´m NUts because I was blabbering to him about the ¨Fabric of the Universe¨ series (guess who was the major underwriter of that series?) and how the universe couldn´t exist if the force of gravity had been either the tiniest fraction of strength greater or less. I gave him the blogspot address of the DUmmie FUnnies (also NewsBusters since he was interested in politics).

36 posted on 12/29/2011 8:16:22 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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The photos of Skinner continue to confirm what I always said about him: Skinner looks like a 13 year old boy trapped in the body of a 15 year old teenager.


37 posted on 12/29/2011 8:18:41 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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>> “Remember, Democrats are just like you and me.” <<

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Would you be conversing with a frog in your pocket ???

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38 posted on 12/29/2011 8:43:27 AM PST by editor-surveyor (No Federal Sales Tax - No Way!)
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