DUmmie FUnnies 12-31-11 ("Here She Is, Our Miss DUmmieland": DUmmie of the Year crowned!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 31, 2011 | DUmmie of the Year nadinbrzezinski and Charles Henrickson

[Carlrob]

It is hard to imagine how anyone can match her(?) year of utter idiocy,vicious pretentiousness and all around lunacy but no doubt someone on the island of demented cretins will.

A toast to to you nads

[luvie]

Yeah! She didn’t sound like the sharpest knife in the drawer, that’s for sure. LOL!

[bonehead4freedom]

The Jeep Rubicon is made by Jeep IE Chrysler in America! But maybe Nadin got it confused with the Toyota Foreskin! I heard those may soon be battery operated.

[warsaw44]

What is that??

[RegulatorCountry]

Why, it’s a female impersonator on top of a bus, of course.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Yes, it’s a Japanese-made hybrid—it runs on both unleaded gasoline AND on radioactive triage milk!

[Arrowhead1952]

Of course as of now getting these engines into a tractor trailer might be truly a dream. I cannot wait to see some of the redesigns that actually make THOSE aerodynamic and less drag. (And yes, there is an issue with what do you do with the batteries after the fact)

[Nadin cannot get away from the batteries.]

Sorry Nadin, but it is NOT an engine. It is a motor, just like a starter motor or fan motor.

And good to know, I always wonder about the batteries.

[Them pesky batteries again. Oh and yes, Nadin, that reminds me. When you go out on your many reporting assignments, and you do not only your award-winning reporting but also the photography and now videography, just to be safe you might want to think about getting one of them hyrbrid cameras--you know, part electric, part gasoline.]

Wait until the DUmmies have to replace those batteries and the disposal costs.

[Its an apostrophe catastrophe.]

I had to LOL at the apostrophe disaster on Nadin's part.

[PJ-Comix]

Who’s the Runner Up? Bobo the Hobo? After all she got Wee Willie banned for a few months.

[Charles Henrickson]

Who’s the Runner Up? Bobo the Hobo? After all she got Wee Willie banned for a few months.

No, the runner-up was DUmmie Taverner.

DUmmie bobbolink, aka Bobo the Hobo, was my own personal choice for DOTY in 2010, which is when she got the Pittster banned and when she was doing most of her kvetching about no one caring for the homeless. But Bobo did not do as much in 2011.

[Charles Henrickson]

She sounds like Boris Badenov's sidekick, Natasha, in those old "Rocky and Bullwinkle" cartoons.

[Charles Henrickson]

The Jeep Rubicon is made by Jeep IE Chrysler in America! But maybe Nadin got it confused. . . .

To be fair to Nadin, that was where I skipped from her section on the Jeep to her section on the Toyota. She wasn't saying that the Jeep is made in Japan.

[bonehead4freedom]

OK, it sounded like she was confusing the Wrangler with the Forerunner.

[PJ-Comix]

I guess I was confused. That´s right. The ban was last year. BTW, have you congratulated Pitt for going SMOKE-FREE for one year?

[PJ-Comix]

OT but this is one of the best weeks for couponing at Walgreens. You can get FREE stuff and get PAID to take them via Register Rewards. Unfortunately I am like a couple of thousand miles away at the moment. I´ll be back on Friday so I would have two days to take advantage of it but I suspect the shelves will be cleared of the items in question (Triaminic medicine and Gillette Pro-Glide razors). Remember both are FREE and they PAY you to take them.