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Uranus Ring Turns Out Blue
Discovery Channel ^ | April 7, 2006 | Irene Klotz

Posted on 04/10/2006 11:14:40 AM PDT by presidio9

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To: presidio9
Unlike its red partner, the missing ring is so blue, it fell outside the telescope's range.

Yes, kinda' like my township.  Red as red can be.  The blue rings are a good distance so you can't see them either until you see piles of debris for Detroit or Kerry election '04 signs and Volvos for Ann Arbor.

41 posted on 04/10/2006 11:48:28 AM PDT by quantim (If the Constitution were perfect, it wouldn't have included the Senate.)
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To: presidio9; derllak

Reminds me of an old old tired joke.

How is Toilet Paper like the Starship Enterprise?

They both orbit Uranus and help wipe out Klingons.


42 posted on 04/10/2006 11:50:26 AM PDT by Leatherneck_MT (An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens.)
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43 posted on 04/10/2006 11:51:51 AM PDT by Toby06 (Make illegal immigration illegal!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

It was originally going to be called Georgium Sidus (George's Star). At least that would have cut down on the jokes.


44 posted on 04/10/2006 12:07:42 PM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (History is a work in progress)
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To: Leatherneck_MT

ROFL! Somebody has a bad case of potty mouth today! That was an old joke? I've never heard it before - I really need to get out more often! :P


45 posted on 04/10/2006 12:08:06 PM PDT by derllak
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To: presidio9
I will NOT make a remark about being sodomized by Papa Smurf.
46 posted on 04/10/2006 12:33:19 PM PDT by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy/ "Logic is stopping at every red light on it’s way to liberalism")
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To: Fighting Irish

Better hurry up or you may not be able to chase it down!


47 posted on 04/10/2006 12:42:41 PM PDT by thoughtomator (I just paid my taxes, and boy does my butt hurt)
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To: presidio9; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; tiamat; ...
Pung-for-the-title-alone ping!


48 posted on 04/10/2006 12:53:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (When Al Franken had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Ouch!


49 posted on 04/10/2006 2:00:14 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Toby06

oh, MAN!


50 posted on 04/10/2006 2:06:53 PM PDT by King Prout (The UN 1967 Outer Space Treaty is bad for America and bad for humanity - DUMP IT.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Pung-for-the-title-alone ping!

OUCH!!!!! 1st time I've ever been "Punged"

8^)

51 posted on 04/10/2006 2:20:11 PM PDT by The SISU kid (You can't beat the disease by treating the symptom)
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FF (Favorite FReepers) ping...or pung...or I don't know I'm so confused?????

As Slings and Arrows put it:

Pung-for-the-title-alone ping!


8^)
52 posted on 04/10/2006 2:22:20 PM PDT by The SISU kid (You can't beat the disease by treating the symptom)
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To: Slings and Arrows
You misspelled "bung".
53 posted on 04/10/2006 2:37:27 PM PDT by OSHA (Liberal Utopia: When they shoot people going over the wall.)
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To: Sensei Ern

I will not tell the Cheetos & porn joke.


54 posted on 04/10/2006 2:40:08 PM PDT by Salamander (Cursed With Second Sight)
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To: King Prout

They're obviously bound for a San Francisco port.


55 posted on 04/10/2006 2:41:17 PM PDT by Salamander (Cursed With Second Sight)
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To: The SISU kid
OUCH!!!!! 1st time I've ever been "Punged"

Was it good for you too?

56 posted on 04/10/2006 2:48:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (When Al Franken had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
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To: OSHA
You misspelled "bung".

Why, I oughta tap you a good one!

57 posted on 04/10/2006 2:49:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (When Al Franken had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
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To: The SISU kid
Enough talk about Uranus. I wanna talk about Myanus.

I wanna talk about me a wanna talk about I, I wanna talk about number one oh my me my, what I think what I want what I love what I want what I need...I like talkin' bout you you you you usually...but OCCASIONALLY, I wanna talk about ME. I wanna talk about me-E-e.

Ping me a story about Myanus and we'll talk...about IT, honey kid.

58 posted on 04/10/2006 4:31:36 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: The SISU kid

Now ya can have somethin to match your b*lls. ;o)


59 posted on 04/10/2006 4:40:21 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Leatherneck_MT; Petronski; cyborg; Robert A. Cook, PE; fortunecookie; Quilla; xsmommy; Argh; ...
LOL, my very favorite Leatherneck. KLINGONS? My dog ALWAYS had crumbs.

OMG.

Hand me some TP under the stall, please. I need extra now, thank you. And none of that cheap stuff, Leatherneck...only early morning Spring freesia-fragranced pink bunny hand painted double ply massaging texture with aloe and conditioners and choice of friction-release cleansing beads with a heated drying and deoderizing mechanism.. And I'll need someone to hand it to me in the proper amount. The corn dog guy can do that for me. He'll do anything for me...'cept lately. >:-/

Funny thread, guys.

I wanna talk about me-E-e.

60 posted on 04/10/2006 5:02:43 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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