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Fossils Record Reveals Ancient Migrations, Trilobite Mass Matings
Science News ^ | St Patrick's Day, March 17, 2011 | Reuters

Posted on 03/18/2011 5:47:00 PM PDT by SunkenCiv

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To: LiteKeeper

Except one problem....... no people in the Devonian age


21 posted on 03/18/2011 6:44:37 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. N.C. D.E. +12 ....( History is a process, not an event ))
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To: SunkenCiv; decimon

Okay, people.

Knowing trilobite mating habits like I do, they have to shed the exoskeleton to mate.

Like many other species they find a nice warm backwater enmasse.

After mating the males die and drift away.

The females bury themselves in the mud to gestate.

When the eggs hatch the females die and are entombed in a mass grave.

Can I get that grant NOW?


22 posted on 03/18/2011 6:53:28 PM PDT by bigheadfred (THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN)
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To: bigheadfred
After mating the males die and drift away.

Well, not everyone's Charlie Sheen, you know.

23 posted on 03/18/2011 6:57:51 PM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon

He’s only a shell of a man.

Discarded and adrift....


24 posted on 03/18/2011 7:07:19 PM PDT by bigheadfred (THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN)
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To: SunkenCiv

Trilobite orgy.

Well... check off another couple of words I never would have thought to see together in a sentence.


25 posted on 03/18/2011 7:10:43 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: tumblindice

“Someone — shut that door.”


26 posted on 03/18/2011 7:21:13 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Trilobite, the other, other, other white meat.


27 posted on 03/18/2011 7:23:24 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: blueunicorn6

He’d probably be a decent human being if he’d come out of his shell.


28 posted on 03/18/2011 7:23:49 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: decimon

Charlie Sheen sez these trilobites died of some cause that the gov’t is trying to keep secret.


29 posted on 03/18/2011 7:25:38 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: Ramius

Maybe that’s just the proper name for a group of Trilobites, “an orgy of trilobites”, analogoust to “a murder of crows”.


30 posted on 03/18/2011 7:25:47 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: bigheadfred

I’m not gonna ask how you know this.


31 posted on 03/18/2011 7:26:45 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: SunkenCiv
I’m not gonna ask how you know this:

The same way they know this.

A smothering death by tons of hurricane-generated storm sediment was so rapid that the trilobites are preserved in life position.

I F***ING MADE IT UP.

teehee

32 posted on 03/18/2011 7:40:29 PM PDT by bigheadfred (THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN)
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To: SunkenCiv

Not to be confused with Troglodyte mass matings.


33 posted on 03/18/2011 7:56:04 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: bert

You are assuming that the alleged “geologic ages” actually reflect reality. Lot’s of assumptions for that to be the case. And there is plenty of evidence to dispute it.


34 posted on 03/18/2011 7:57:08 PM PDT by LiteKeeper ("Psalm 109:8")
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To: bigheadfred
The Doctor Fun Page

35 posted on 03/18/2011 8:11:14 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: SunkenCiv
‘It also suggests that trilobites, the long-ago forbearers of crabs and lobsters’

This appears to be an error, although the exact placement of the Trilobites within the Arthropod id not certain. It appears that trilobites are no closer to crustaceans than they are to spiders and insects. Trilobites were an independent subclass of Arthropoda, and are totally extinct.

36 posted on 03/18/2011 8:13:57 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla (Liberty and Union, Now and Forever, One and Inseparable -- Daniel Webster)
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To: Rebelbase

;’) She was a big trilobite, her name was Bertha.


37 posted on 03/18/2011 8:15:43 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: LiteKeeper

HA Ha.....good one


38 posted on 03/19/2011 4:23:44 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. N.C. D.E. +12 ....( History is a process, not an event ))
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To: Larry Lucido
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

NO more calls, please.

We have a WINNER!

39 posted on 03/19/2011 6:38:09 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: SunkenCiv
Maybe that’s just the proper name for a group of Trilobites, “an orgy of trilobites”, analogoust to “a murder of crows”.

That's right! Or "a slime of lawyers."

Cheers!

40 posted on 03/19/2011 6:40:43 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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