1 posted on
02/04/2012 4:43:00 PM PST by
bkopto
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To: bkopto; mikrofon; martin_fierro
firing bottle rockets out of one's own anus constitutes an 'ultra-hazardous' activity. . . . Well, for some people, perhaps. But with daily practice, I can tell you the risk is significantly reduced.
To: bkopto
A young man had too much to drink,
Which thus made him unable to think,
With flair and pizzazz,
He stuck a bottle rocket up his @ss,
The resulting explosion caused quite a stink.
27 posted on
02/04/2012 5:00:45 PM PST by
exit82
(Democrats are the enemies of freedom. We have ideas-the Dems only have ideology.)
To: bkopto
So this jerk got scared by somebody else's exploding anus and fell off the roof, so he's sues everybody.
Geez, I've seen plenty of exploding anuses and I never fell off a roof.
He needs a beating so he has something to sue about.
28 posted on
02/04/2012 5:01:33 PM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: bkopto
The fool.
You’re supposed to hold the stick end of the bottle rocket in your teeth, not between your butt cheeks!
30 posted on
02/04/2012 5:03:33 PM PST by
43north
(BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED)
To: bkopto; shibumi; martin_fierro; humblegunner; Slings and Arrows
31 posted on
02/04/2012 5:04:03 PM PST by
Semper Mark
(I didn't leave the Republican Party. It left me.)
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To: bkopto
34 posted on
02/04/2012 5:05:17 PM PST by
rotstan
To: bkopto; shibumi; humblegunner
I've never shot bottle rockets out of my arse, but I have been that drunk. :)
37 posted on
02/04/2012 5:08:08 PM PST by
Semper Mark
(I didn't leave the Republican Party. It left me.)
To: bkopto
To: bkopto
Blames everyone but himself. Typical.
To: bkopto
Not the first time this has happened.
Oldies, but goodies...
40 posted on
02/04/2012 5:10:32 PM PST by
digger48
To: bkopto
I said bottle rocket. It has a short o sound, not a short u sound.
41 posted on
02/04/2012 5:11:58 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(Herman Cain: possibly the escapee most dangerous to the Democrats since Frederick Douglass.)
To: bkopto
43 posted on
02/04/2012 5:12:26 PM PST by
taildragger
(( Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
To: bkopto
His and his girlfriend’s parents must be so proud.
45 posted on
02/04/2012 5:13:16 PM PST by
bgill
(The Obama administration is staging a coup. Wake up, America, before it's too late.)
To: bkopto
I love it when stupidity is painful.
46 posted on
02/04/2012 5:13:35 PM PST by
Grunthor
(Mitt Romney and anyone supporting him can go fornicate themselves with a cactus)
To: bkopto
Travis Hughes The butt of jokes for years to come.
To: bkopto
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
To: bkopto
How long until someone thinks to sue the fireworks or the beer companies?
53 posted on
02/04/2012 5:23:38 PM PST by
Grunthor
(Mitt Romney and anyone supporting him can go fornicate themselves with a cactus)
To: bkopto
A rectum is a licensed subject to joke upon, but you wouldn’t want to have to live without one.
58 posted on
02/04/2012 5:40:45 PM PST by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: bkopto
Can’t say I ever was that drunk in college.
A very drunk roommate once uttered the proverbial “hey y’all watch this,” lifted one leg in the air and lit a fart with a butane lighter. Yes, they do ignite, very successfully in his instance; it set his Levis on fire. He ran, well, stumbled down the hall swatting flames on his backside and yelling obscenities, into the bathroom to the communal showers and then drenched himself.
Does this count?
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