[lwoodham]

Now I fully understand the phrase “Blow it out of your ass”

[Manic_Episode]

What a drunkass.

[funfan]

Jack ass the Movie

[jmacusa]

I was so drunk once I woke up in the middle of the night and urinated on the night table. I’m sure glad I didn’t take a dump in the waste-paper basket.

[MarkL]

I will admit to having been incredibly drunk. I will admit to having been incredibly stupid while drunk. When I "pledged" a fraternity, we had a "kidnapping" where we took a chapter member to another school's chapter house while leaving clues as to where we went, the idea being the actives would come to that other school, and we'd have a big party. Then the pledge class needed to bring some proof back to have the kidnapping "approved" by the actives (which were never approved, of course). My incredibly drunk, stupid moment was my decision to bring back the license plate from a police car from the other school's city. So I stole one and presented that as proof.

But as drunk and stupid as I've been, it never would have occurred to me to try shooting bottle rockets out of my a$$.

Mark

[Rebelbase]

My only drunk explosion incident was tossing a can of WD40 on the campfire. Nice little mushroom cloud and hot coals blown all over the campsite.

[Revolting cat!]

I've been drunker than LiLo ever dreamt of being!

[svcw]

Ok, he decided to fire bottle rockets out his a$$, he get hurts and it’s everybody else fault. Good grief no wonder BHO got elected.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I’ve been ‘t!ts up drunk’ a time or two but NEVER drunk enough to ‘launch’ anything out of ‘virgin territory’, LOL!

[jakerobins]

OUCH! I thought I had it bad when I ate too much Indian Food.....Talk about your scorched earth! Sounds like these idiots have been watching the “Jackass” movies too much. The worst thing I do when I’m drunk is drunk dial friends and Ex-Girlfriends....LOL

[martin_fierro]

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[WorkingClassFilth]

Nope. I’ve been plenty drunk but never quite that drunk.

[TBall]

I don’t care how drunk I am, I will never be that stupid.

[Thrownatbirth]

My forte was convincing those drunker to do things equally as stupid and enjoying the results.

My AA sponsor says I should make ammends, but I think some of those clowns made Darwin's list.

[Volunteer]

Son, it is not ATO's fault that you are so stupid that you put a bottle rocket in your butt.

Your lawsuit is a waste of the court's time and an example of all that is wrong with the American legal system.

It is my sincere hope that this episode has left you unable to father children. Clearly, we do not need more of you.

[doorgunner69]

I dunno, sounds like just another kinky night in San Fagsicko.........

[MistrX]

“Bottle rocket?
I though you said butthole rocket!”

[grey_whiskers]

Someone didn't shout "Armageddon!"

...and in other news, a certain hamster had no comment.

/urban legend>

Cheers!

[Last Dakotan]

Its all fun and games until the lawyers get involved...

[wildbill]

This jerk had to be on that deck to watch the show so he should not be suing anybody.

Friends and fraternity brothers don’t let friends and fraternity brothers shoot rockets out of their anus.