NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas

BGR ^ | June 16, 2017 | Mike Wehner

[philman_36]

NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas

Ha HA. So punny.

Searching for gas in your anus? Ha Ha.

[BOOHA]

They should probe Schumer, he’s a blowhard!

[kosciusko51]

Yes, me too. But I did post the entire article.

[dirtboy]

Neptune is banded, like Saturn and Jupiter.

[Albion Wilde]

Until several members of our family had their gall bladders removed, there was no need to probe -- just show up with a vacuum device after a good meal. After a snack, even.

Post-op, we sold the cane dining room chairs.

[tumblindice]

smarty cats 1966 Elk City Jr. OK junior high, music class. None of the guys wanted to be there. Singing. The teacher was trying to get us to sing a song that had the word `poor' in it. Of course everyone was singing 'pour'. She: "No no no! `Poor' rhymes with `sure' ... but it stayed `pour'. She finally gave up. I suspect if our science teacher tried to get us to pronounce YOURanus, the smartest guy in the class might have said, "The ***hole planet?"

[Defiant]

Well, I’m sure as hell not going to probe yours..

[ViLaLuz]

Klingons could be held back if NASA puts a penal colony on Uranus.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Update on Uranus

Uranus ‘gapes wide open for blasts of hot wind’, scientists claim

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/27/uranus-gapes-wide-open-for-blasts-of-hot-wind-scientists-claim-6738877/

[Bratch]

[Magnum44]

Somebody is ‘punking’ NASA with these articles...too funny

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

When I saw that headline I was horribly Aghast. LOL

[Scott from the Left Coast]

“Neptune is banded, like Saturn and Jupiter.”

Typical of gas Giants. Which brings us back to Uranus...