Scientist Says He's Found Fossilized Alien Footprints On Mars, Blames NASA For Cover-up

BGR Media ^ | March 5th, 2018 | Mike Wehner

[I want the USA back]

It’s boring to be a scientist. Decades without recognition. Longing to the the next Isaac Newton, or Einstein. This way he gets his name in the paper and has a few moments of fame.

[GingisK]

That scientist is tripping on something strong. There are no footprints in that photo.

[Candor7]

Thats a Fred Nerks footprint. I would recognize it anywhere.

[redfreedom]

I don’t know what’s the matter with all you foot print deniers. This sort of thing is one of my hobbies, and I happen to know this rock was found near the golf course on the moon where Elvis and JFK frequently play. You know, near that DC3.

[leftcoaster]

He’s just confusing aliens for the footprints Neil Armstrong left when he planted the US flag there in 1969. What a maroon.

[Right Wing Assault]

It's such a coverup, they released the pictures so everyone can see them. How clever!

[Wuli]

Without geologic data on the composition of the material in the image, and some understanding of its history - how it developed, it is ridiculous to claim any image on Mars that merely resembles something is factually the item it resembles.

“Semblance” is no more proof than is correlation a proof of cause.

[jmcenanly]

There are tracks on Mars left by something from another world.



That other world is Earth.

[laplata]

Lol

[T-Bone Texan]

This is the outcome of that new, super strong pot that they’re growing nowadays.

In other news, I am now qualified to be a scientist.

[Delta 21]

Demand and bloviate and make your fortune over something that will never be able to be verified in your lifetime.

Good paying work, I am sure, if you can find it.

[Delta 21]

.....tinkering with my Alien Footprint Faking Machine..

[GreenLanternCorps]

[Sirius Lee]

What a blast from the past....I remember reading “Inherit The Stars” back in the day.

[saminfl]

I went to Amazon to look for this book. There is a copy on sale there for over 700 dollars. I ordered a copy through Abebooks for a little over 5 dollars.

[Fantasywriter]

‘Qanon cultists will run with this.’

Unlikely. They prefer theories with far less supporting evidence than this.

[Fred Nerks]

I thought I wiped them off, with a cloth.

[shibumi]

"“Semblance” is no more proof than is correlation a proof of cause."

Oh Yeah?!?

Try telling that to the people worshiping the seepage under the "L" tracks in Chicago...

(Somebody scrawled "Go Cubs" on the upper right.
No doubt she is responsible for their World Series.)

[for-q-clinton]

Lmao!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

That was about the silliest Sci-Fi series I ever read.