Oscar Meyer seeking new 'hotdogger' to travel in Wienermobile

UPI ^ | 01/06/2020 | Ben Hooper

[fruser1]

Who’s the most endowed porn star still alive?

[Red Badger]

They don’t allow that any more...............

On July 17, 2009, a Wienermobile on a cul-de-sac in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, was attempting to turn around in a residential driveway. The driver accidentally hit the gas pedal instead of the brake, which lodged the Wienermobile under the house and destroyed a deck.:

http://archive.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/51050767.html/

[Red Badger]

Stormy Daniels..............

[Calvin Locke]

OM wants perky chicks with cheerleader personalities representing the company in the Wienermobiles.

(Observed from watching a promotional appearance on some food oriented show.)

[beethovenfan]

He can show everybody his wiener.

[Lurkinanloomin]

Paul Ryan needs a job.

[Leep]

At least they weren’t drinking. How do the states that allow recreation marijuana while driving work?
Does one have to wait an hours to drive after smoking a couple bowls?

[Bob434]

LOL- very funny-

[Bob434]

[[Why would you need a college degree to drive a hot dog around the country ?????]]

Incase someone stops you and asks you to recite Pi for them of course

[Red Badger]

Same as any DUI here in Florida...................

[elcid1970]

I was a kid when the Wienermobile came to our town, driven by Little Oscar, a dwarf in cook whites & toque. He went around putting plastic O.M. rings on kids’ fingers, which I thought was cheap.

“Why isn’t he giving away hot dogs!?”, I was thinking at the time.

[Red Badger]

No food service license................

[Scrambler Bob]

Well, one of the degrees they asked for is ‘Journalism’, so that explains a lot..............
= = =

Journalism translates to Urinalism, using bilingual Latinx, right?

So . . . that’s the link to wienermobile, I say.

[Magnum44]

You got a better resume than this guy?

[Leep]

Since THC stays in your system for weeks....can they tell the level you have in your blood stream right now?

[dfwgator]

I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener".

[Leep]

Cough up some coupons Wiener Man (or women or trans-person)!

[Red Badger]

In Florida, your acceptance of a Driver’s License automatically constitutes consent to ANY sobriety test required by law... says so, right on the front by your mugshot...............

[right way right]

No way.
The wiener mobile is probably a target of Iran.
No way, too dangerous.

[Covenantor]

This was too easy....

Presentung the natural choice...