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Man Escapes Cougar: 'Dude, I Don't Feel Like Dying Today'
NPR ^ | October 13, 2020 | ANASTASIA TSIOULCAS

Posted on 10/13/2020 8:38:31 AM PDT by SJackson

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According to the Deseret News, a local official with Utah’s Division of Wildlife Resources, Scott Root, told Burgess: “You did awesome.” But, Root added, people should consider not running alone on trails.
“””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””

And make sure you are faster than whoever you are running with.

... the whole thread couldn’t go by without that corny joke.


21 posted on 10/13/2020 8:57:44 AM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid! Any good prices on a colonoscopy come Black Friday and words mean absolutely)
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WOWE!!! Pure fear. If I were 30 years younger and hiking there I’d have taken my five shot S&W snubby. Given how fast a cougar like that is, there’s a good chance I’d have fired all five shots and missed with all of them. Then what???


22 posted on 10/13/2020 9:02:31 AM PDT by libstripper
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Yea. Once upon a time I dated an older woman, only to later find out she was married...

...to a Marine Corps drill instructor!


23 posted on 10/13/2020 9:02:49 AM PDT by null and void (Surely there must be someone on FR who makes bricks! Contact me if that's you!)
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To: SJackson

Did he not get the memo? You’re supposed to play Metallica.


24 posted on 10/13/2020 9:03:59 AM PDT by Professional
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Mrs Gunner showed me the video about 20 minutes ago. That is one seriously pissed-off mama-kitty. That idiot’s guardian angel is probably slamming back boilermakers at the Tilted Halo Saloon right about now.


25 posted on 10/13/2020 9:04:58 AM PDT by 60Gunner (The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato)
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To: BBQToadRibs

I came around the corner in the Michigan woods one summer day. The bear and I saw each other at the same time. We both screamed and ran away - in opposite directions, fortunately.


26 posted on 10/13/2020 9:05:43 AM PDT by karnage
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I got attacked by a Cougar once in the most unusual of places, a hot tub.


27 posted on 10/13/2020 9:06:32 AM PDT by Professional
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My daughter-in-law sent this to the family on Instagram yesterday. She and my son live in Park city with 3 children under 6. They had a conversation with the 2 older boys about mountain lion and bear safety yesterday, sooner than they thought they would need to.

I didn't understand why he didn't throw a rock sooner but read some instructions on dealing with mountain lions and it said if you can throw a stick or a rock, do it but be very quick picking it up b/c crouching down could make you vulnerable to attack. She was clearly very pissed- the warning "attacks" sent a very clear message.

He also did the right thing by walking backwards and trying to make himself big. I kept thinking, "Where is the guys' car?!"

28 posted on 10/13/2020 9:07:43 AM PDT by luv2ski
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I saw this video and I think it’s a total complete set up

Mountain lions and cougars in big cats do not behave in this way unless their pets


29 posted on 10/13/2020 9:08:23 AM PDT by Truthoverpower (The guv-mint you get is the Trump winning express ! Yea haw ! Trump Pence II! Save America again)
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I kept waiting for him to trip. Also, my first reaction would have been to grab one of those big rocks instead of my phone.


30 posted on 10/13/2020 9:11:07 AM PDT by GMMC0987
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

That’s how I talk to my dogs!


31 posted on 10/13/2020 9:12:39 AM PDT by grame (May you know more of the love of God Almighty this day!)
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Harold & Maude

32 posted on 10/13/2020 9:13:12 AM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (This space vacant until further notice in compliance with social distancing 'guidelines')
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👍🏻😁
33 posted on 10/13/2020 9:15:14 AM PDT by BiteYourSelf
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Yea. Once upon a time I dated an older woman, only to later find out she was married... ...to a Marine Corps drill instructor!

Awkward!

34 posted on 10/13/2020 9:16:41 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Ouch I take you survived.🤭
35 posted on 10/13/2020 9:17:18 AM PDT by BiteYourSelf
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To: dfwgator

A bit.


36 posted on 10/13/2020 9:21:25 AM PDT by null and void (Surely there must be someone on FR who makes bricks! Contact me if that's you!)
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What a Doofus. Glad he wasn’t hurt, though.

So far Bear Season has brought 2 bear swats for two of my dogs (no stitches needed, just a day or two of rest) and four other dogs (one was mine) tangled with a Porcupine!

Two they were able to have the quills pulled by the crew, (one of those was mine) and the other two had so many they needed a trip to the vet for sedation, pulling and a few stitches.

Nature WILL get you, one way or another!


37 posted on 10/13/2020 9:24:20 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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I did. Turned out to be a nice enough guy.

They were in the throes of a divorce, and I think he looked at me as potential alimony prevention...

After that experience I ALWAYS verified that a woman was not married before asking them out!


38 posted on 10/13/2020 9:25:05 AM PDT by null and void (Surely there must be someone on FR who makes bricks! Contact me if that's you!)
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To: SJackson

That’s why you pack!


39 posted on 10/13/2020 9:39:02 AM PDT by kenmcg (tHE WHOLE)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Well, some of them do understand Russian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezVtW4ZGHns

40 posted on 10/13/2020 9:39:30 AM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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