Woman thinks she’s getting a free dog in Detroit, winds up with a hyena

WXYZ 7 Detroit ^ | August, 6th, 2021 | WXYZ On-Line

[SmokingJoe]

Probably. He has to be traced and have his hyenas seized. He could very well be releasing hyenas into the wild to create mayhem.

[cnsmom]

Probably on the endangered species list here in the US under wolves.

[SamAdams76]

I would not mess with anybody that has a wolf as a pet.

[SmokingJoe]

I coulda sworn its illegal to keep hyenas as house pets in Nigeria. Never saw any hyenas in anybody's home or in the streets while I was there.

[ThunderSleeps]

But it identifies as a German Shepard, so it’s ok. :-/

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Hyenasport, Mass.

But are they laughing at you or with you?

[Chickensoup]

Perhaps not illegal. Perhaps native intelligence kept them out of the pet zone

[Salamander]

I have a friend who had a pack of wolves.

Her little kids would go out in the fenced yard with them and sleep with the pups in the den.

You would not want to mess with her kids, above all things, because the Alpha bitch considered them “her pups”, too.

:)

/women who run with Dobes

[Salamander]

Beats me but there’s a thing, “Hyena men of Nigeria” full of pics like that.

I’ll stick to Dobes.

It’s enough that my boy outweighs me by 3 pounds.
I know my limits.

:D

[Salamander]

Not being dogs probably helped, too.

:)

https://woofandbeyond.com/are-hyenas-dogs/

[foreverfree]

Lippy the Lion is missing his buddy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7As4tYH5QM&t=2s

ff

[j.havenfarm]

Just don’t piss it off and everything will be fine

[LibWhacker]

Yup.

Drew68... You wouldn’t by any chance be 1st Sgt Drew, assigned to HQ&A of a battalion in Germany in 1968, would you? If so, howdy, Sgt Drew! Long time no see! Hope all has been well with you! :-)

[dynachrome]

“Why, yes, little Joey came over and I put him in the back yard to play with my pet hyena. I haven’t seen him since.”

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Well, THAT’s a laugh!

[razzle9251]

I would name it Kamala

[Ektelon]

Doesn’t look anything like a hyena.
Look at what hyena pups look like on google:

https://www.google.com/search?q=hyena+puppy&sxsrf=ALeKk03EErz0Qg0liC2G8BL-OuVz7YlRkw:1628287441041&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi4qI-0s53yAhWYZM0KHfn-De0Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1333&bih=654

[PTBAA]

How the heck did a Hyena end up there??

Kamala abandoned another of her litter.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Gonna get ugly when the dominant pit bull meets the grown up dominant hyena down at the dog park.

[gundog]

Yeah...Always wanted an African Wild Dog. Hyena? Not so much. But I’ve never lived in Detroit. I could probably be swayed.