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Missouri pastor apologizes after calling congregation ‘cheap’ for not buying him luxury watch
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Posted on 08/19/2022 2:48:50 PM PDT by LouAvul

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To: LouAvul
Flip Wilson had a character he called Reverend Leroy, and one day Reverend Leroy was preaching to the congregation of what he called “The Church Of What’s Happening Now!” The time came for the offering. The plates shot around the room and returned empty. Wilson, as Rev. LeRoy, continued:

“Brothers and sisters,” Reverend Leroy said, “this won’t do. In order for this church to progress, first this church has got to crawl, this church has got to crawl!”

And the members cried out, “Make it crawl, Rev. Make it crawl!”

“And after this church has crawled, this church has got to stand up and walk! This church has got to walk!”

And the members yelled, “Make it walk, Rev! Make it walk!”

“And after this church has walked, this church has got to run! This church has got to run!”

And the members yelled, “Make it run, Rev! Make it run!”

“And in order for this church to run, it’s gonna take money! It’s gonna take money!”

And the members yelled, “Let it crawl, Rev. Let it crawl!”

41 posted on 08/19/2022 5:43:05 PM PDT by fidelis (👈 Under no obligation to respond to rude, ignorant, abusive, bellicose, and obnoxious posts.)
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To: LouAvul

What a complete TOOL!
Kick this 🤡 to the curb people!!!


42 posted on 08/19/2022 6:52:59 PM PDT by bantam
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To: NWFree

Close, he needs a Goofy watch.


43 posted on 08/19/2022 6:53:37 PM PDT by matthew fuller (Murrill McLean Award, for cowardice by a Policeman, shooting of 12 lb. Mini-Dachshund. Danville, VA)
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To: plain talk

Quite frankly I didn’t find it near as bad as many other TV evangelists. Heck, the guy even said exactly what he wanted, not telling lies and scamming senior out of their money.


44 posted on 08/19/2022 7:01:36 PM PDT by cornfedcowboy ( )
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“Quite frankly I didn’t find it near as bad as many other TV evangelists”

I did.


45 posted on 08/19/2022 7:14:49 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: LouAvul

“…I’m sorry… that y’all is just a bunch a cheap @$$, b#*%ches…”


46 posted on 08/19/2022 7:24:29 PM PDT by joethedrummer (We can't vote our way out of this, folks..)
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To: LouAvul

Of course there’s a photo. These dandies always have photos.

47 posted on 08/20/2022 2:03:18 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: NWFree

...or a well-used Rolex.


48 posted on 08/20/2022 4:37:45 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.q at)
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To: LouAvul

lulz abound. I favor Casio myself. Look at w800 Casio at ebay. Grey bezel.


49 posted on 08/21/2022 2:23:25 PM PDT by dennisw
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To: martin_fierro

His haircut is chiseled! At least $100


50 posted on 08/21/2022 2:55:28 PM PDT by dennisw
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To: dennisw
Best damn watch I've ever owned, though not the best-looking.
51 posted on 08/21/2022 5:14:30 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Very very very nice! Casio rules! All others can.........................


52 posted on 08/21/2022 5:20:17 PM PDT by dennisw
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