Transgender 'Muslim' Brianna Kingsley sues boyfriend for keeping her TESTICLES in jar in his fridge

Daily Mail ^ | 8/06/23 | Joe Hutchison

[tired&retired]

Too funny. I also face palmed!

[quantim]

Don’t forget the worst offender of all, the DM. They are part of the woke MSM that says crap like this in the first place that the rest of society goes by. They are sick in the head (like the sick perverts) for going along in the first place.

[Mogger]

Nobody has yet mentioned "Rocky Mountain Oysters".

Frying pan, heat, a little oil.

There are two, so it is only fair each gets to eat one.

But who gets to cook them?

Poached, broiled, roasted, grilled, smoked, boiled, fried, air fryer, microwave?

Do the explode in a microwave?

[Mogger]

Do “they” explode in a microwave?

[srmanuel]

Nothing would say true love better than to eat your partner’s testicles.

[Da Coyote]

Sick is as sick does.

[healy61]

Dr. Nutz, in the refrigerator, with a scalpel.

[exPBRrat]

They should both be tied against a wall and be dealt with harshly.

[Leep]

“peak insanity”

Stealing that.

[metmom]

*SHE* never had testicles.

And he didn’t want them and not wants them back?

Too bad for him. They cannot be reattached. They are gone forever.

[Bob434]

+1000!

[metmom]

Twenty years ago, this headline would not even existed as parody or satire.

I cannot believe the depths of depravity to which we have fallen.

And to think that the days of Noah were even worse.

Jesus, please come back! The sooner, the better.

[Bob434]

So 2 queer Muslims are in a tiff, and it becomes news somehow. The real story is how are 2 queer Muslims not taken aside by devout Muslims and taught the error of their ways? The Muslim nation must be steaming mad that their religion is being so infiltrated by homosexual poseurs!

[Bob434]

Lol ebay page “extremely rare female gonads for sale... bidding starts at midnight “

[Bernard]

His name is pronounced “Wojo”.

[Bernard]

As in the character Max Gail portrayed in “Barney Miller - Stanley Thaddeus “Wojo” Wojciehowicz

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Such a parade of biting humor alongside pertinent criticism. Bravi tutti!

[bleach]

He/she is frigid. I see a parody of Eleanor Rigby coming.

[Vaquero]

In a jar by the door

[Bigg Red]

I’ll take “Headlines I Never Thought I Would See” for $200, Alex.