WATCH: Joe Biden says he recently met with “Mitterand from Germany.”

Twitter X ^ | February 5 2024

[dfwgator]

And Brian Williams was there to witness it all.

[OKSooner]

Yeah, it wasn’t long after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Just ax him...

[rfp1234]

Slow Joe meant to say he just met Metternich (who was Austrian and died in 1859).

[Campion]

He died on the Arizona during the invasion of Normandy, and later on liberated Auschwitz.

[beef]

I would like to ask Putin if he knows WHO is running the US.

[Bonemaker]

I’ve never been to Delaware. Must be really, really mediocre people there.

[ought-six]

“And Brian Williams was there to witness it all.”

Yes, he was! And Hillary dodged gunfire crossing the Normandy beach, or while operating an AA battery on the deck of the Arizona. And she was awarded TWO CMOHs.

[OKSooner]

In 1985, what if someone had told you that a Russian head of State would have more honesty and credibility than the President of the US?

Come to think of it... New tagline, at least for awhile.

[Responsibility2nd]

I heard he first died in that car wreck that killed Biden’s first wife.

[Fledermaus]

You’re insane. That’s so disrespectful.

Every knows he was shot at the Boston Massacre.

[Verginius Rufus]

Well, all those Europeans look pretty much alike anyway.

When Gerald Ford was President, he was seated next to the Queen of Spain at a banquet and remarked to her that he couldn't tell Greeks and Turks apart. He didn't realize that the queen was from the Greek royal family. (Of course they were mostly German in ancestry.)

[Ben Dover]

He said that Beau died on Obama Beach.

[Dagnabitt]

At some point, his surviving brain cells realize that he doesn’t know the name of anyone who could have been in this apocryphal tale he’s spinning. So he goes with “Chancellor of Germany”.

[Apparatchik]

[DAC21]

“Beau was killed during WWII”

Yep, the Directors cut with the alternate ending of the movie “Saving Private Beau” was a tear jerker.

[BradyLS]

Beau died in the Battle of Bunker Hill while raising the flag over Iwo Jma.

They even made a movie about it: Beau Geste

[Alberta's Child]

Just look at a map and you’ll see the problem with Delaware.

It’s New Jersey’s fecal droppings.

[rfp1234]

And he was black.

[rfp1234]

I thought Delaware was Pennsylvania’s wiener.

[Belteshazzar]

C’mon man, it coulda been a seance. Just tryin’ to get ideas about what to do.