[the_Watchman]

Reminds me of the old guy who was having his intake interview for the old folks home.

Psychologist: Did you have a good childhood?

Old Guy: (After thinking a second) Well, . . . so far!

[fireman15]

My wife tells me that I am a brat. But I look and feel like an old man . Our youngest daughter has grey hair, and a grandson from her is already married and trying to start a family. If it were not for these relatives and memories from previous decades... I would wonder if I wasn’t suffering from Progeria.

[fidelis]

Who is oldest poster?

Not me, but I'm not the youngest either.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Old enough to know better. 😏

[NTHockey]

82 here in Delaware. But I’m convinced Brandon is responsible for rapid aging.

[The Duke]

65 here, but I’m looking forward to 69, which I hear is much better.

[jy8z]

I’ll let you know as soon as I figure out who I’m the reincarnation of.

[glennaro]

76: Just a young man with a dream (”borrowed” from Dennis Miller)

[NoLibZone]

66.

And a Noob here.

[mass55th]

I’m like Jack Benny. I’m 39.

[montanajoe]

75

[Equine1952]

There’s a poem by John Donne I believe called “ For Whom The Bell Tolls”. I hate hearing bells and I hope at 72+, I can keep hearing them for a while. Yet I know no one is walking out of here. So be safe all and a long and healthy life to you. Regards

[CrimsonTidegirl]

I’m an ancient 53.

[LiteKeeper]

79.85

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary or Hillary where she hid the bodies.

[Ahithophel]

Oldest by age = ? Oldest by Freeper birthday = ? Oldest by other possible metric undefined in the question = ?

[Ciaphas Cain]

I turn 50 this month!

Nobody believes it though. I've been told that I look anywhere between 36 and 24! Bank teller a few days ago thought I was joking. She said I looked 30. Had to show her my driver's license to convince her.

[sunny bonobo]

74

[Dogbert41]

63.5. Not three years but the miles…

[TigersEye]

I am 69 minus 4 Earth revolutions. You have me beat by 0.5 years.