https://babylonbee.com/news/father-of-5-year-old-pterodactyl-finds-its-not-easy-to-get-species-affirming-care-in-america#google_vignette
Posted on 03/28/2024 10:13:57 AM PDT by DallasBiff
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To get him neutered?
Take the kid to a pound—to the sign that says “cat termination room”.
Tell the kid “yup it is legal—I signed the papers.”
;-)
Not really, I could actually believe that a crazy woke mother, would take her kid to a vet, since the kid identifies as a cat, these days.
The Bee missed out.
De-fingernail the kid and spay the mother while they are at it.
Check out Rita's youtube videos making screw of Biden! Bunch of them. Cuts to the chase!
Hope he was neutered.
BEAT ME TO IT!
President Retard says he should be accepted as a freak and wants to hire him
My father had a friend who trained his Siamese cats to use the toilet. I think that’s kind of amazing - cats aren’t exactly ‘trainable’.
Spay or neuter your liberals, especially if they identify as a cat, dog, fox, chipmunk or a unicorn...
If you start young enough and as a kitten the person was the surrogate mother figure? But I agree how they accomplish that is beyond me. But momma cat teaches baby to use litter box. So, that works for me. 🙂👍
I identify as a trillionaire...but I doubt my bank would agree with me... 🤓
“Mods pull if too controversial”
It’s not.
That would be discrimination!
/sarc
We live in clown world
🤡🌎
Identify whatever. Test for cattiness
1. Unassisted vertical leap no less than twice the potential cat’s length. Failing that, an alternative test:
2. Dropped, belly up, from a height of no less than five times the subject’s length. Subject must land on its own paws and be unharmed.
Ok by me. But no Medicaid funding and she has to neuter him before puberty.
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